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View Poll Results: What do you think of the clock?
Pretty cool 3 33.33%
Ok i guess 1 11.11%
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Old 08-05-2002, 04:09 AM
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really stupid band!

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Okay, listen to this really stupid story. I used to be in a band called syringe. but i quit because they had 2 bassists one being me. 2 drummers and a keyboard player. they didnt have any lead or rythm guitarists! how gay is that??

also look at this sweet clock i found on the internet!!
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Old 08-05-2002, 12:08 PM
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Gay? You mean gay gay, or as in "dude that shirt's gay"?



I'm confused?!
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Old 08-05-2002, 12:18 PM
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i didnt vote

However, just last night on VH1 i saw a "Music of Saturday Night Live" special, and on it was Spinal Tap. They were all playing basses (except for the drummer.) It was rocking, in a spinal tap sort of way.

My question to you is, why did you join the band in the first place if you weren't interested in that concept?

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Old 08-05-2002, 12:26 PM
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I would really hate to be killed with a chainsaw... I mean like, if they started between your legs and went up, that would be uncool. Or steamroller death... that would be awful.
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:21 AM
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hah

yes.
that would suck..
oh you know what would realy suck?
if you were a paper man made by seven year old little girl
and she took a pair of dull plastic kidygarden scissors and cut you from between the legs up.. now that would really suck matt!

btw i like the concept.. of 2 bassist a drumer and keyboards.. and no guitarist..
what kinda music do you wanna play anyway dude??!
btw.. matt.. that signature of yours is really 'gay'
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Old 08-06-2002, 03:22 AM
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When i joined that band there was

Rhythm guitar
Lead guitar
Bassist - me!
Drummer

Then 1 guitarist left and the other guitarist changed to bass then another person joined who claimed he would play drums AND keyboard! itjust fell apart.

and i meant "dude that shirts really gay" in reply to matt
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Old 08-06-2002, 06:21 AM
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this is jazzbo fodder.
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Old 08-06-2002, 09:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by punkfunkfreak
this is jazzbo fodder.
Actually, it's Brendan fodder. This is a Jazzbo Kill folks.
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