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Old 01-23-2012, 07:59 PM
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That would be my nephew Vinny. He's 11.
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Old 01-24-2012, 12:04 PM
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Ohhhh man, you were right to add the at the end!




That's even worse than the infamous joke, "An E, a G, and a B walk into a bar ..."!
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Old 01-24-2012, 04:24 PM
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My relative minor just turned 3 today, my nephew. He's got a drumset and a ukelele that he loves to play, can't wait until the little ones in the family are big enough to hold down the low end.
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:40 PM
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My relative minor just turned 3 today, my nephew. He's got a drumset and a ukelele that he loves to play, can't wait until the little ones in the family are big enough to hold down the low end.
Thats always a great treat, cant top that.
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Is relative tuning what happens when your uncle tunes your bass for you?
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My relative minor is my 4-year-old grandson (soon to be 5). He loves music! And he always wants to look at the stars in my telescope. He has a brother due in a few months.
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Old 01-25-2012, 05:11 PM
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Here's two of my relative minors. My daughters...
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i've been developing my relative pitch lately, driving my nephew to baseball practise.
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Old 01-25-2012, 06:44 PM
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A few of my relative minors....







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Old 01-25-2012, 08:37 PM
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That picture of your granddaughter with the Lakland always gets me. Great bass, adorable kid, and she's giving you a great bass face. And check out that unconventional popping technique!
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:42 PM
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I think she was having the least fun of them all. But it was one of the best pics.
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