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Old 08-14-2011, 06:39 PM
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I was thinking about trading in my 5 string, so I went to the Bass Pro Shop yesterday. All they had was a bunch of fishing poles, what a load of bs
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i heard they sell some kind of motor that makes trolling easier... that place'll get you banned.
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lolol nice job both of you. funny as hell
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I tried to buy a set of strings there. All they had were nylon strings with a hook on one end. I put them on my bass but they sounded dull and were way too long...
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I asked if they had Bill Lawrence pickups. They said they had Bill Dance gear and Lowrance electronics...
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I caught a bass once. Someone knocked over it's music stand...
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You guys are bass-holes.
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Old 08-15-2011, 02:49 PM
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I asked for a bass in buckeye, but all they had was calico and striped.
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