Rules for playing jazz

[Godbody]

Originally Posted by kevin_lindsay

Actually, here in the UK again, we had a comedy show called The Fast Show which had a section called "Jazz Club". Here's some clips - just so you understand why so many UK guys say the word "Niiiiiice!!" whenever the work "jazz" is mentioned: ( I love the Jamiroquai rip-off at the end "I don't need no melted chocolate on the seats of my Ferrari")

Best of Jazz Club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebUM...eature=related

"What are you going to play for us?"

"Trumpet."

"Yes, but what tune?"

"Tune?! This is JAZZ!"

[Jayce Bass]

My "Jazz" consists of playing chromatically, 'till I find the note I was looking for. Seems to work O.K. And no one knows I didn't know where to find the note.

[bassybill]

Originally Posted by marcopalla

"jazz is like farting, it enjoys only who does it"

Now THERE'S a quote that should be sigged.

Thanks for that.