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Old 04-18-2010, 10:15 AM
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the s***y bassist club.

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I'm Number 1....


anyone else feel they need to be here?
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:23 AM
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I think you need another * in there.
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:24 AM
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The name of your club and your signature go well together.
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Eh... I don't know much bout him anyways. I'd think the flecktones mainstream....
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:33 AM
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yeah, i'm pretty silly
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:36 AM
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S***y?

Is that "Sucky?" "Sorry?" "Seedy?"
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:43 AM
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Doh, I thought it were "The Sissy Club"
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:45 AM
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Well if noone has claimed slot #2 I'll take it.
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:48 AM
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i'll have #3 whatever it is
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:50 AM
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sexy?
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:52 AM
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sexy?
Not enough asterisks for that, it must be sexxy.
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Eh... I don't know much bout him anyways. I'd think the flecktones mainstream....
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Old 04-18-2010, 10:55 AM
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I'm giving numbers to all those who have to ask what s***y is..


so it's

electracoyote #4
Unclefluffy #5
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When I sit on a beach, I get kinda sandy....
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:08 PM
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I'm giving numbers to all those who have to ask what s***y is..


so it's

electracoyote #4
Unclefluffy #5
I figured it out. It's the "Crappy Spellers and Sorry Bass Players Club."

And since I am neither, #4 is up for grabs to the first taker.
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If it's "sexxy" I'll take it, otherwise #5 is also up for grabs
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:20 PM
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Why does sucky have to be censored?
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:35 PM
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Old 04-18-2010, 01:14 PM
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I'm in but only if I can have #13
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Old 04-18-2010, 02:52 PM
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Wow, your club's a hitt...um, I mean hit.
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Wow, your club's a hitt...um, I mean hit.
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Old 04-18-2010, 03:09 PM
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