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Old 01-08-2009, 01:27 AM
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Like I really give a rat's rear end if you join...
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:30 AM
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Hrmmm, I bet this is going to be as elite as the EBMM club.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:06 AM
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This club sucks.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:13 AM
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oh so now theres a club?!?! woopdee do
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:25 AM
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yay another thread for jerks! (some times being flat out rude is funnier than sarcasm)
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:43 AM
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I wouldn't be caught dead in a sucky thread like this - it's stupid.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:48 AM
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Oh, sure....I'd just looooove to join this club!

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:54 AM
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When I told my friends that sarcasm was the lowest form of humor, I don't think they got the irony.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:55 AM
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pppsssst, as if anyone would join a club where they play bass. Like I want to join.
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:41 AM
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riiiiight. great club man....
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:50 AM
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As if a bass is even a REAL instrument. Guitar with less strings...pfff
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:51 AM
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Oh, sure. I really want to join THIS club. Yeah. Definitely. No, really.
And I want #3.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:00 AM
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Okay so like if this thread was any cooler, it would have polar bears and penguins all over it. I mean, the extreme profound greatness of this thread is beyond the comprehension of our tiny brainstems.

I wish I could join. No, really, I wish I could join, JimmyM..help me out man, get me in.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:05 AM
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Well, I really appreciate how quickly the member numbers are being assigned.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:23 AM
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Oh this really looks like a great use of my time and bandwidth.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:25 AM
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As if we need you to start it.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:32 AM
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Count me in -NOT!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:52 AM
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These clubs are SO important to my life and my sense of self-worth!
Puh-LEEZE count me in...
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:56 AM
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Great idea for a club...

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Old 01-08-2009, 09:11 AM
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My life is nothing without this club. Really. I'm going to go cry softly in a corner if you don't accept me, maybe write a couple emo songs, dye my hair black and proclaim to the world that no one understands me.

...Actually that sounds pretty good, I'm just gonna go with that. Worked for My Chemical Romance, right?
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