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Old 06-23-2010, 12:09 PM
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saw that in the bassists wanted classifieds
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bassist needed
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Old 06-23-2010, 12:11 PM
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Wow!!!!!!! Just.......WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-23-2010, 01:44 PM
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If only I could do handstands...
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Old 06-23-2010, 01:46 PM
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That does not sound like an enjoyable experience. This belongs on CL, where it's expected, not here.
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Old 06-23-2010, 01:49 PM
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somebody please call on it and do an audio file...
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:14 AM
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Everyone... stand back... I'm going in...
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:20 AM
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Hmmm. Sounds like the band I just quit. The headaches were killing me.
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:28 AM
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I think me being 300 pounds would be more uncomfortable to the audience than for me if naked!

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