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Old 07-25-2011, 02:51 PM
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Apparently, the worse you are at something, the better you think you are. Or something. Just read the article, it explains it better than I do.
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:52 PM
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I knew there had to be proof somewhere
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:54 PM
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lol
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:55 PM
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I knew it.

Fortunately, I'm the best bassist around, so I don't have to worry about whether or not I think I'm terrible or not.
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:56 PM
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That's really cool. I see that all the time. Not just bad guitar players.
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:57 PM
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That's priceless.
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:58 PM
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I knew there had to be proof somewhere
I didn't need proof. I already knew that.
Because I'm smarter than everyone else....
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I didn't need proof. I already knew that.
Because I'm smarter than everyone else....
Duh, you're MikeBass, you know everything...
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Lawlz.
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:17 PM
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i dont dislike guitarists just douche nozzles
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:21 PM
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^troll.
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:30 PM
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So that thins out about 90% of them
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:33 PM
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I didn't need proof. I already knew that.
Because I'm smarter than everyone else....
I believe you may be suffering from the following affliction.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiped...f-serving_bias

Oh, and
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Old 07-25-2011, 04:47 PM
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I believe you may be suffering from the following affliction.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiped...f-serving_bias

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Not suffering from...living with!!!!
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