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Old 02-20-2009, 11:34 AM
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Scintillating Craigslist Ad from my City

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I've seen some kinda dumb musician ads around here before, but this one got my attention. Needless to say, I won't be calling.

http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/muc/1042514893.html
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:36 AM
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Poor cat.
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:37 AM
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:38 AM
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He spends more time talking about boning chicks and having his cock blocked than he does about music, really. I have to wonder what his sister looks like.
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Old 02-20-2009, 11:43 AM
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Easy to see why he left So. Cal. Your ad is lost in the many. Hey, there's work up there!
Cruise ship stuff too.


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Old 02-20-2009, 11:46 AM
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I vote he change his post title to Snap-On. Biggest tool ever.

(yeah I know, tool-ish pun. Whatever. My dog laughed)
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Whatever. My dog laughed
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:13 PM
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Some peoples' children...

Check this one out. Pricelessly retarded. Tony Levin wouldn't pass the age test...

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/muc/1041897380.html
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I hadn't actually planned that far ahead
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:16 PM
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Some peoples' children...

Check this one out. Pricelessly retarded. Tony Levin wouldn't pass the age test...

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/muc/1041897380.html
"I am like a fish."

WTH is that supposed to mean?
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:21 PM
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:33 PM
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Wow.
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:40 PM
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I gotta hand it to him: I was totally wanting to get into the first band, but after I read "******** Gayness", I realized that I was in the wrong boat, considering that I am FULL of "******** Gayness".

On another note, what the hell is ******** gayness supposed to actually mean?
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Old 02-20-2009, 06:46 PM
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Help me. What is Cock Rock? Like "The Rooster"?
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:51 PM
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Okay...had to post our own KC winner in this elite crowd...

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/muc/1043295887.html

Apparently, he is so busy dreaming of music, he doesn't worry about spelling, or punctuation...or English. Anyone who has to state clearly, "Im NOT an imature punk." is obviously...well, look at his picture.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:01 PM
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Help me. What is Cock Rock? Like "The Rooster"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr0W105d5yw

Burger King had a few commercials featuring them when they debuted their chicken fries.
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:34 PM
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He's "Dio"bolical. I guess that means he likes Dio.
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Old 02-21-2009, 09:03 AM
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Some peoples' children...

Check this one out. Pricelessly retarded. Tony Levin wouldn't pass the age test...

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/muc/1041897380.html

So, if you're 32 but look like you're 31 you're in?
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:17 AM
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LOL - after a few negatory replies on CL, the "DIOBALICAL SINGER" responds...

http://victoria.en.craigslist.ca/muc/1048122082.html
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