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05-12-2010, 05:10 PM
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In Memorium
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.
And then the trouble started... 
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05-12-2010, 09:53 PM
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05-13-2010, 03:34 PM
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05-13-2010, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by skyneed  he died in 1996 at the age of 83... | Yeah but the joke is they put his right leg in and out and in and shook it all about...
I'm surprised that the joke wasn't obvious, OP's a joke killer :O
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Originally Posted by Sindri907 TALK BASS: DEFENDERS OF THE LOW END | |
05-13-2010, 05:03 PM
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C'mon, let's drive it into the ground while we have the chance!
Riis
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05-13-2010, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Zooberwerx Hokey Pokey Anonymous.....a support group where you can turn yourself around.
C'mon, let's drive it into the ground while we have the chance!
Riis | Hokey Pokey bass solo
You put your g-string in.... wait... you put your head in... err... you put your body in... hmmm, you put your neck in?
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Originally Posted by Sindri907 TALK BASS: DEFENDERS OF THE LOW END | |
05-13-2010, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Disappear Hokey Pokey bass solo
You put your g-string in.... wait... you put your head in... err... you put your body in... hmmm, you put your neck in? | all you need is a video camera and vivid should be knocking your door.
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05-13-2010, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. | |
05-13-2010, 07:34 PM
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What's a henway?
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
05-13-2010, 07:46 PM
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How many joints are in a lid?
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05-13-2010, 08:01 PM
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05-13-2010, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues So,uh.......how does he smell?
| HE SMELLS AWFUL!
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. | |
05-13-2010, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
05-13-2010, 08:17 PM
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05-13-2010, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by fruity2x o.m.g.....screw it. A baby seal walks into a club. | A giraffe walks into a bar and says "highballs are on me!".
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05-13-2010, 08:38 PM
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05-13-2010, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
05-13-2010, 09:08 PM
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05-13-2010, 10:25 PM
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Dam.
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05-13-2010, 10:29 PM
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How many joints are in a lid? | about 60  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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