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Old 08-01-2003, 10:56 PM
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By the way Brenden, i thought sporks were plastic... how do they get rusty???

Peace.
I get that a lot (well, you're the 4th to mention that). I'd make a custom one for the sole purpose of getting rusty prior to the maiming. I figure if you're gonna stab someone with a spork, you do it right the first time.

Makes my time in metal shop actually worth it.
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:03 PM
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You cant really get the job done right the first time with a spork. Too blunt, youd have to repeatedly jab til your arm fell off. Unless you wanted them to get tetanus cause you knew theyd never die from the wound alone... creative!!!

Maybe ill do the honors and cast one for you... but ill forge it out of STAINLESS steel. No rust for you!!! HA!!!
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:12 PM
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You cant really get the job done right the first time with a spork. Too blunt, youd have to repeatedly jab til your arm fell off. Unless you wanted them to get tetanus cause you knew theyd never die from the wound alone... creative!!!

Maybe ill do the honors and cast one for you... but ill forge it out of STAINLESS steel. No rust for you!!! HA!!!
See, that's why I'd make it myself.

It's dull, so stabbing them would hurt more. The tetanus is really a backup thing, in case the sporking doesn't do them in at first. If it DID get them in the first go, then it'd just be a personal bonus knowing their body has tetanus, as well as multiple spork wounds.

I like to cover my basses, y'know?
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:14 PM
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I would like to offically announce that Home Star Runner should be banned from all walks of life, and it's creators should burn in the 9th ring of hell.

Or shut down the site. Take your pick.
*raises hands in the air* preach it brother preach. the only funny things i sol on there was the teckno and guitar one.

but other then those send it to the 9th ring

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