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Old 01-29-2009, 07:30 PM
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I usually have one of my basses in my bedroom at all times. That's where my computer is, and I like to be able to record ideas quickly if I have them. Anyway...

My question is this - have you ever noticed yourself paying closer attention to your bass than to your significant other while in bed?

Follow up question: what's your favourite bassline to get your groove on?

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1. Yes
2. Philosopher Kings "Hurts to Love You" medley from their live album
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Old 01-29-2009, 07:33 PM
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My question for you is, how good-looking is your bass / bad-looking is your significant other?
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Old 01-29-2009, 07:45 PM
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Well, I don't have girlfriend, but i like to stare at the flamed maple top of my spector

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Old 01-29-2009, 07:58 PM
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yup, that flamed maple, sucks you in
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Old 01-29-2009, 08:19 PM
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1. Hell no. A good lover has his/her mind in the game, not on everything else.
2. Death From Above 1979 - Little Girl (MSTRKRFT Edition) . This song seems to make it on every "get it on" mix I've compiled in the last three years.
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1. um....no
2. I prefer no music at all
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Old 01-29-2009, 08:24 PM
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1. no
2. only the sounds of her sweet sweet moaning.


yeah... i think it's cold shower time.
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Old 01-29-2009, 08:27 PM
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1. no
2. only the sounds of her sweet sweet moaning.


yeah... i think it's cold shower time.
Im going to shower now too.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:07 PM
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To be honest the last thing on my mind is my bass guitar when we're in bed.
That is, the last thing on my mind coupled with almost everything else, other than what's happening.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:09 PM
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:11 PM
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Universe, see the "You know you're obsessed with bass" thread.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:17 PM
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Side one of Band Of Gypsies Vinal

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Lost my cherry with it on. To this day and every day, the absolute favorite.



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Old 01-30-2009, 10:12 AM
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No, my priorities in life are as follows:

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Old 01-30-2009, 10:18 AM
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1) Hell yes.

2) D--K Almighty - 2 Live Crew
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:33 AM
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1. No, but then my bass is in my office (spare bedroom) not my room.
2. When I was in college, there was this really really hot goth girl that wound up hooking up with. Probably the best ever in terms of horizontal goodness, although she wound up moving to California, getting all tattooed up, and winding up as a model for one of those biker chick magazines . Anyway, she always used to like Sisters of Mercy playing in the background, so I'm gonna say "This Corrosion". It's an ok bassline, but boy does that song bring back memories
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:34 AM
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:44 AM
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1. No. Wait, is it a hollowbody....?

2. its more keys, but Destitute Illusions by Jamiroquai -- you'll thank me later
2a. and here's a good bassline to bump - Alright
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:49 AM
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me'shell or sigor ros for me thanks
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:31 PM
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OK, don't know if I should say this but here goes.............

I actually had a girlfriend that wanted to "use" my bass in bed. She gave me a real show and that day my bass became a man!!!!!

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