Sexiest bass experience.

[My_man_Freddy]

this aint sick i just heard that some ppl have "experiences" with there instruments and sex although from what can i gather its usually instruments like flutes i was just wondering if anyone has had "experiences"

[paski]

Somebody is sick. Really sick

[Dave Castelo]

first you ask us if anyone "sleeps" with their basses... then this!...

Got something to confess?

[AllodoX]

Ahem..

Ok.. Ok..I confess.. i actually did got a little arroused when i played the bass for the very first time....

[My_man_Freddy]

HEY I JUST READ THESE THINGS IN MUSIC MAGASINES

[neptoon]

remember that old tobias ad they used to put in bass player? the one that had robert trujillo (suicidal tendencies/infectious grooves) laying next to his bass with some hot vixen down at the foot of the bed? heheh

[My_man_Freddy]

brilliant

[MaX PoWeR]

Freddy I'd like to know what weird freaky ass magazines you've been reading.

Although I will admit I do find bass erotic when a chick is playing it, something about a girl with a bass..................ahhhhhhhhhhh

I'm still at school and we just got assigned our lab partners for the year, I sat down next to this girl who I've never spoken to in 5 years of going to the same school. She turns to me and says:

"Hi, you play bass don't you? I do to!"

You can guess what I was thinking

[Donne Demarest]

I remember one incident involving my Warwick Fortress and it's upper horn being employed as a
marital-aide. :-)

[Bob Clayton]

there is one chick im my school who plays bass, she is pretty hott too, so who knos what will come.........

[Gandolf Bassist]

My girlfriend plays bass too. That makes me happy

[Mike N]

Originally posted by MaX PoWeR
She turns to me and says:

"Hi, you play bass don't you? I do to!"

You can guess what I was thinking

*Butthead voice on*

.....Uh huh huh, I Love You, huh huh huh.........

*Butthead voice off*

[Brad Barker]

Hey, remember that scene in "Private Parts" where some girl (who's legal, I'm sure) straddles a subwoofer that is laid on its back...

[dancehallclasher]

Originally posted by Donne Demarest
I remember one incident involving my Warwick Fortress and it's upper horn being employed as a
marital-aide. :-)

wow... if you're saying it's small enough to fit in that flush straplock, you've got some real problems.

[Bass Guitar]

Originally posted by Donne Demarest
I remember one incident involving my Warwick Fortress and it's upper horn being employed as a
marital-aide. :-)

Not physically possible surely!

[VoodooChile]

i have to admit that i was a little turned on when i played my first alembic. that and my g/f is also a bass player which is so conveeeeinant.

[Dave Castelo]

if anyone says "i hump my Amp" i´ll close this thread down


BTW: always remember to wear protection when having sex with stranger´s equipment

[Brendan]

Originally posted by Dave Castelo
if anyone says "i hump my Amp" i´ll close this thread down

Well...my former guitar player pretended to hump amps. His, Mine, the other guitarists, the PA, the drummers kit.... Course, he was kinda funny like that. and people, remember, I said he pretened!

[melvin]

Originally posted by Dave Castelo
if anyone says "i hump my Amp" i´ll close this thread down

If anyone says that seriously Im gonna run.

Originally posted by Brendan
Well...my former guitar player pretended to hump amps. His, Mine, the other guitarists, the PA, the drummers kit.... Course, he was kinda funny like that. and people, remember, I said he pretened!

My old guitarist did that too. Except, it was pretty much anything in sight that wouldnt hit him.

[AllodoX]

Originally posted by Dave Castelo
if anyone says "i hump my Amp" i´ll close this thread down


BTW: always remember to wear protection when having sex with stranger´s equipment

Ooh yeah.. i really " dig " those ports in my cab, they're nice and tight