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09-20-2001, 03:04 AM
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Quote: Originally posted by AllodoX
Ooh yeah.. i really " dig " those ports in my cab, they're nice and tight  | 
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09-20-2001, 03:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | "Well there was this one time.. at band camp..." 
Man i may not have had ANY for a long time, and i am single but i would never resort to THAT with any of my gear..... i love my bass but she understands lol
Merls
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stupid people never cease to entertain me. "i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich" |
09-20-2001, 06:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Isle of Wight, U.K | | A guy came up to me during a break in our gig, and started telling me how Suzi Quattro used to orgasm when she played bass - did this ever happen to me? I wasn't quite sure what sort of performance he was looking for, but he had me worried! He'll just have to keep guessing...
But for TBers.... I have to say I have experienced goose bumps and lots of tingling with pleasure - usually when it's the first time we perform a song and it has to be a particularly good song - and it's not the bass playing really - it's just being part of something that's sounding great.... (I'm not talking musicianship here)...... think I'd better shut up!
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09-20-2001, 07:18 AM
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Endorsing:LowEnd Jazz,Schroeder Cabs,S.I.T,True-voice,FutureSonics | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nashville | | | theres nothing quite like ripping a low B out and it shaking your entire body... never had a sexual experience with my bass though... thats just wrong... |
09-20-2001, 08:49 AM
| | Registered | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: in my own little spot... don't touch me! | | | I like keeping my relationship between me and my basses purly professional. Though it is hard to resist those fit ergodynamic bodys, plus it would be sort of awkward when your at a gig and your guitarist asks if he can use some of your string lubricant on your bass.
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09-20-2001, 09:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Triangle, NC, USA | | | Eep.
Y'all are scarin' me with this thread :P I start my first bass lesson today and I'm wondering if I shouldn't bring a little 'sumpin sumpin' along with me.
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09-20-2001, 11:01 AM
| | Registered | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: in my own little spot... don't touch me! | | | Re: Eep.
Quote: Originally posted by RomperStomper
Y'all are scarin' me with this thread :P I start my first bass lesson today and I'm wondering if I shouldn't bring a little 'sumpin sumpin' along with me.
Vivian aka
RomperStomper | Welcome to talkbass, If that sumpin is what I think it is (being post in this topic), you might scare your teacher so leave it behind . |
09-20-2001, 11:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Triangle, NC, USA | | | No longer a bass weergin am I!
I just came back from my first lesson and boy am I happy. I feel like a woman now. (j/k)
I can't wait til next week.
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09-20-2001, 12:29 PM
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Wouldn't you like to know?! | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Atlanta | | | All of my sexiest experiances involve women claiming to want "private bass lessons". It never works out for the bass. That's one of the reason why I no longer give them.
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09-20-2001, 12:42 PM
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*Butthead voice on*
.....Uh huh huh, I Love You, huh huh huh.........
*Butthead voice off* | Hey, that hurt 
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09-20-2001, 01:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Triangle, NC, USA | | | Gee Warwick, it's too bad that had to happen but for all my joking, I'm a woman who's serious about the bass.
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All of my sexiest experiances involve women claiming to want "private bass lessons". It never works out for the bass. That's one of the reason why I no longer give them.
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09-20-2001, 01:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: FAYETTEVILLE,GA | | | I got pretty giddy when i saw my first Carl Thompson up close. Its an experience I'll never forget...
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09-20-2001, 02:36 PM
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Wouldn't you like to know?! | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Atlanta | | | I've actually taught some women who were very serious about bass playing. After I showed them the basics, they got an actual teacher and became very good bass players. For every 1 woman that's serious, there are about 2 or 3 that have other things in mind. Keep in mind, these are women that I meet at our gigs. The 2 who were serious about it, I met @ music stores.
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09-20-2001, 02:55 PM
| | | | all i did was play "What's My Age Again?" naked |
09-20-2001, 05:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas | | Quote: Originally posted by MaX PoWeR
Although I will admit I do find bass erotic when a chick is playing it, something about a girl with a bass..................ahhhhhhhhhhh | It so is. |
09-20-2001, 10:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Mexico | | so what do you call a person sexually attracted to a bass?... Bassophile?
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09-20-2001, 10:56 PM
| | Registered | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: in my own little spot... don't touch me! | | Quote: Originally posted by Dave Castelo
so what do you call a person sexually attracted to a bass?...
Bassophile? | Infraophile, I think. |
09-21-2001, 12:28 AM
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so what do you call a person sexually attracted to a bass?...
Bassophile? | Actually, "Basophilia" is an actual scientific term, which means "an affinity with basic (or alkaline) dyes", or a medical condition where there are too many basophils (a type of white cell) in the blood. |
09-21-2001, 12:47 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | How come u guys get to meet all these bassist chicks!
Merlin is very lonely cause he plays bass!
GRRRRR 
Merls
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Quote of the week: Originally posted by DEFELDUS
stupid people never cease to entertain me. "i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich" |
09-24-2001, 10:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Barnesville, GA USA | | | One time, when I still kept my gear in the bedroom, during an intimate but somewhat athletic moment my bass accidently got kicked over. And of course I had to stop what I was doing to check on her.
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