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Old 12-12-2011, 06:06 AM
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IMO it's bass and the sax :P
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Old 12-12-2011, 07:35 AM
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:07 AM
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Saxophone - duh.

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Old 12-12-2011, 08:09 AM
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The Cello (when played by a woman) is really sexy

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Old 12-12-2011, 08:13 AM
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Saxophone - duh.

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My vote...cello.
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:26 AM
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Tuba... technically a sousaphone but yeah.... definitely tuba.
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:46 AM
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Bass, when played by Esperanza Spaulding... *sigh*
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The Cello (when played by a woman) is really sexy

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(though only the chick on the bottom is a real player . . .)
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:50 AM
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The Cello (when played by a woman) is really sexy

Beat me to it. Nothing sexier than a woman playing cello. The innuendo smacks you in the head.
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Bass, when played by Esperanza Spaulding... *sigh*
A close second after the cello.
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Old 12-12-2011, 09:07 AM
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My upright bass. She's blond, with a long neck, slender waist, round bottom, and she vibrates between my legs when I touch her just right. Yeah.
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Old 12-12-2011, 09:11 AM
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I Play Bass and I think its Sexy no matter who plays it ;D Its Just a Sexy instrument
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Saxophone - duh.

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"She had man hands."
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Dude, that's Tina Guo! I met her in Hawaii in 2008. I proposed to her that night as well

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Old 12-13-2011, 03:25 PM
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The Cello (when played by a woman) is really sexy
I want one for Xmas. A cello would also be nice.
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