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Old 03-27-2009, 05:58 AM
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Oh, Jeez... I just vomited my breakfast. Thanks, bro...

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Old 03-27-2009, 06:18 AM
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W*R*O*N*G....simply wrong!

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Old 03-27-2009, 06:26 AM
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Is that Ron Jeremey's brother?
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:27 AM
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Good god the missing linc does exist.
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:44 AM
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:51 AM
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man - I opened this thread thinking i'd see some dude w/ like a million cool basses. not some hairy dude on a powder blue futon . . .

i think there should be an amendment to the gun waiting period - If you look like that you should absolutely NOT be allowed to purchase a fire arm!!
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:51 AM
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Guns and guitar hero?
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:55 AM
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Woulda been ok if there was a BASS in the picture! Therefore..............FAIL!
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:56 AM
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Guns and guitar hero?
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:00 AM
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That is wrong for just so many reasons.
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:22 AM
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:28 AM
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There was a futon in that pic? I didn't make it that far

That skullet alone almost makes the picture existance worthwhile... Looks like he's about to shoot his wang off which in his case might not be a bad thing. Some people should not be allowed to breed.

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Old 03-27-2009, 07:35 AM
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OH I disagree. He should have as many guns as possible. If appearances in this isntance can be usedto judge he will inevitably have a mishap with one of those guns and do a service to the gene pool as a whole. Taking away his guns is the wrong approach, IMO.
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:38 AM
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I can't believe I'm even asking this but WHERE THE HECK DO YOU FIND THIS STUFF???????
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Old 03-27-2009, 08:03 AM
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Maybe he is displaying his most prized possesions. His Guns, His Guitar Hero Axes, and His Hypnotic Body.
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Old 03-27-2009, 09:26 AM
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Old 03-27-2009, 09:28 AM
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WHOA....


That's unfortunate.
Sick....
Wrong....

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