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Old 12-31-2012, 12:10 PM
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Don't tell me we have a wm1 pyro here...
LOL! Not generally, thankfully... I'm one of few who don't do that. I indulged during that though, endless health plus Ubercharge gets you a little headstrong

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I got that nickname a few bands ago because the other guys noticed that I always seemed to be sandwiched between my gf at the time and one of her other girlfriends. She was bi and so were most of her friends and we had an open relationship. Threesome city. Good times indeed.
That is full of win. Lucky bass-tard.

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Old 12-31-2012, 12:52 PM
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LOL! Not generally, thankfully... I'm one of few who don't do that. I indulged during that though, endless health plus Ubercharge gets you a little headstrong

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Old 12-31-2012, 02:44 PM
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Old 01-01-2013, 05:10 AM
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:27 PM
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Munji. Sometimes Munj.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:38 PM
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WELL, MY NAME IS JIM, BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME . . . JIM
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:41 PM
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Munji. Sometimes Munj.
Have always been curious as to the origin of your nickname. Is it a derivative of your last name?
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Old 01-01-2013, 03:36 PM
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People call me Mikey Dreads.



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Old 01-01-2013, 11:29 PM
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Have always been curious as to the origin of your nickname. Is it a derivative of your last name?
My name is Munjibunga Malthus. Actually it's the key component of the punch line to a dirty joke involving the hapless fate of a Frenchman, a Brit, and an American exploring a South American Jungle. Certain people call me Spike.
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Old 01-02-2013, 04:05 AM
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My name is Munjibunga Malthus. Actually it's the key component of the punch line to a dirty joke involving the hapless fate of a Frenchman, a Brit, and an American exploring a South American Jungle. Certain people call me Spike.
Death by Munjibunga?
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Old 01-02-2013, 07:57 AM
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C'mon. That's a weave.
Top two questions I get daily: (1) is it real? (Yes). (2) how long have I been growing it?(14 years). My hair is pretty ridiculous.
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Old 01-02-2013, 12:26 PM
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Old 01-02-2013, 02:52 PM
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Im using my Nickname right now.Minus the X

In another band, , I got "Blaster" hung on me.
and to this day, by its members, I am still.
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Old 01-05-2013, 05:21 PM
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I have a good friend who barfed in the parking lot of a strip club on the way out of a bachelor party several years ago. He attempted to scrape some gravel over the puke and his nickname instantly became "Tidy Cat."
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Old 01-05-2013, 06:09 PM
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Old 01-06-2013, 04:34 PM
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Not so much anymore, but a couple of years ago in a band I was always called and introduced as "Stuntman Mykk".

I build musclecars and hot rods as a hobby.

I have done very mild stunt driving work for a tv show.

...partly for the creepy character in Deathproof. Not that I kill beautiful women or anything.
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Old 05-06-2013, 06:40 AM
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Old 05-06-2013, 06:51 AM
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I have had the nickname "Heretic" for about 20 years.
it came from a combination of factors. it is close to my last name (Herrick), and I joke that I survived private/parochial school (with my cynical attitude and warped sense of humor intact).
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Old 05-06-2013, 08:55 AM
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My wife calls me Hot Buns. She even ordered a magazine subscription for me in my "Hot Buns" persona. She loved renewal time: "Dear Hot Buns -----, It is time to renew your subscription to Runner's World Magazine."
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