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Old 11-20-2012, 03:17 PM
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I don't know about that song, but i'd play another one, Oh what's it called.... place filled with animals... It's on the tip of my tongue...
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:19 PM
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Freebird is a great song. Its just over played like most song songs on the radio. For some reason I think the $420 was more of a drug reference. I would have played the song and gladly taken her money.
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:20 PM
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:37 PM
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I would have started a bidding war between audience members: OK, $420 says we play it, anyone not want to hear the song bad enough to top that? And so on
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:57 PM
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Really!
I have a friend that can play the guitar solo on a mandolin. It rocks!
I have also heard it done on a fiddle. It brought the house down!
And I'll ruin it with my rendition done on acoustic and harmonica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7YwXtJhOi0
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:58 PM
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Say what you will and stand your ground! My point is if someone is waving $420 in my face. I'll take 3 minutes to play the damn song!
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:05 PM
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OK a few things:

If the lady looked like she couldn't afford a $420 tip, I would have encouraged her to keep the money and play the song anyway.

If the tip came from a pool of people or she looked like she could easily afford it, I would have taken the money and played the song.

Is it one of my favorites? No, but I would have played it if I knew it. Especially if playing in a cover band. Do I dislike the song, not really......
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:15 PM
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And I'll ruin it with my rendition done on acoustic and harmonica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7YwXtJhOi0
That's really good.

Not $420 good but it's good.
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:26 PM
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And I'll ruin it with my rendition done on acoustic and harmonica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7YwXtJhOi0
Jive1: your singing sounds WAAAAAAAY better than the original version. And no, I'm not kidding or just being nice. I'm 100% serious.

The sound of LS's singer makes me upchuck almost as much as the singer for Foreigner (......almost).
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Old 11-20-2012, 04:30 PM
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My take on this story is that the gal was uglier than heck, she was wasted, and she was trying to pass a wad of Monopoly money for 420 legit dead presidents but Biggbass' bandmates didn't fall for it!

Or, these are men of integrity, and they've taken a solemn oath to never, ever, play that song...

most of the above...the cash was real but we don't need the money. we're all rich lawyers....(not really)
She was wasted and it felt awkward and cheapening to the band to take her money. We could have plowed our way through like many other local bands might have done and made an unrehearsed mess of it but we politely, humorously declined her offer and continued through our set list, followed our "Tom Landry Game Plan" and were rewarded with a full room standing ovation by playing We Won't Get Fooled Again.
And they loved it.
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I find it odd that people feel the need to insult someone for their personal decision...its a choice. I guess if you guys feel ok taking advantage of a drunken woman waving money for a song then, so be it. Its your choice.
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I find it odd that people feel the need to insult someone for their personal decision...its a choice. I guess if you guys feel ok taking advantage of a drunken woman waving money for a song then, so be it. Its your choice.
Well, if no one ever took advantage of a drunken woman how many of us would even exist?
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:22 PM
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And I'll ruin it with my rendition done on acoustic and harmonica

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7YwXtJhOi0
Dude, nothing wrong with that version! You rock!
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:23 PM
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I find it odd that people feel the need to insult someone for their personal decision...its a choice. I guess if you guys feel ok taking advantage of a drunken woman waving money for a song then, so be it. Its your choice.
So you find it odd that people insult others for their personal decision but then comment that anyone who took the money was taking advantage of a drunken women. You basically contradicted yourself. It is not the band's responsibility to police her behavior. If she was drunk and woke up the following morning and realized that she had given away her money, it have caused her to change her behavior and not put herself in that position in the future. On the other hand, did you ever consider the possibility that she wasn't drunk? She may be financially stable and just wanted to hear the song.
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:31 PM
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I call BS.

And for the record, no matter how over played it is, it's still the greatest song ever!
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:34 PM
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If that happened to my band and I refused to play it they would have kicked me off stage and played it without me!
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Old 11-20-2012, 06:36 PM
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Last weekend a gal comes up to the band and fans out $420 cash, waving it back and forth in front of us, requesting that we play Freebird.

And we turned it down! LOL!!
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:00 PM
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If they hand over the $420 first, I'll rap the 'Hokey Pokey'.
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Old 11-20-2012, 07:54 PM
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$420 wouldn't persuade our band to play Freebird.
I have never had to play it, nor do I ever hope to but, I'd play any song for half that.
Most of the guys in our band are doctors and lawyers and they probably make that much
per minute during the day. So, if you want them to play Freebird you're gonna have to
come up with something much more enticing. I'm just a working stiff so it doesn't take
much to entice me.
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