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Old 03-26-2010, 02:59 PM
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So,let's talk about ducks.
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I was playing my bass earlier and........










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Let's talk about flutes. So pretty and a flute duet I think is really pretty to hear the harmonic parts~ I dunno things like that are really pretty~
So I left my flute at school because I figured I wouldn't be playing it over the weekend. Instead I'd be playing my..
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Let's talk about flutes. So pretty and a flute duet I think is really pretty to hear the harmonic parts~ I dunno things like that are really pretty~
So I left my flute at school because I figured I wouldn't be playing it over the weekend. Instead I'd be playing my..
...ah sheet. xP
this one time at band camp...
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why would we talk about fish on a bass guitar forum??
I went to the Bass Pro Shop at the mall and all they had was fishing and hunting stuff. I'm so confused...
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I went to the Bass Pro Shop at the mall and all they had was fishing and hunting stuff. I'm so confused...
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maybe we should not talk about the Necronauts, instead?
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maybe we should not talk about the Necronauts, instead?
You're right.
And maybe we should not talk about pelts, or groceries or beefjerky hats that you can eat or wear. i would like to talk about making a rat launcher. i really want one. i want it so i can launch live vermin into my neighbor's backyard. any idea's or a prototype?
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ok. now.... i'm stunned. i didn't really think it was... um. it's real. my dream is real.
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