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View Poll Results: should i name a bass 'Carrot'
Yeah do it. Guitar players can keep their Blackies and Lucilles 25 32.89%
No. That is Blasphemy against Carrots! for they are sacred! 10 13.16%
Only if your Bass is Orange and Carrot-shaped 30 39.47%
Carrot is MY name! 11 14.47%
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:24 PM
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should I name one of my basses 'Carrot?'

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should i name one of my basses 'Carrot?' this'll be funny

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Random post #3:no name it melon
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I'm going to blaspheme right now. I'm not a big fan of the whole "carrots" thing.

Hey, that's just me.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:45 PM
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If the bass is green you can name it carrot-top
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It would sure beat "douchebag" . . . .

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I'm going to blaspheme right now. I'm not a big fan of the whole "carrots" thing.

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It's like saying "show me the money"
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DO IT!! DO IT!!

I pick #1, but in my mind it was a tie between #1 and #3, but I don't think a bass has to be orange to be a Carrot. I am actually going to name one of my future basses Carrot.
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So has the bass been named Carrot yet?
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So has the bass been named Carrot yet?
almost. i need another 15 people to vote. that will decide whether i will name a bass Carrot.
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I'm going to blaspheme right now. I'm not a big fan of the whole "carrots" thing.

Hey, that's just me.
I don't get the whole naming bass thing.
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Old 04-28-2007, 10:37 PM
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I don't get the whole naming bass thing.
its so that you can feel more attatched to your bass.

and now, for the big unveiling *Drumroll Please* AND HER NAME IS: CARROT! shes a beautiful Rickenbacker 4001C64S in natural finish and has a reverse headstock similar to Paul McCartneys.
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Are you going to get the name carved into the body/headstock or just call it that when you want to personify it? Because if it's the latter, then just don't bother.
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Are you going to get the name carved into the body/headstock or just call it that when you want to personify it? Because if it's the latter, then just don't bother.
the latter. i am not one to get my basses modded.
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If you really want to then go for it, just don't expect anyone but TBers to get the reference.

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yes and PICS PLEASE!!!
how do i copy pictures off of the Ric website? my camera doessnt work right now.
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