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Old 03-16-2003, 03:20 AM
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Is that you?? Looks like Bill Dickens getting down on a 1 string!
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you're right, it is Bill Dickens, photo shoped onto a one-stringer. couldn't help it...constipated face on a single string. sorry.
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Old 03-18-2003, 09:59 AM
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Nice bass Dude !!! Is that some kinda BC Rich??
Bass face!! 101, this is my wifes favorite..
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Old 03-18-2003, 01:05 PM
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Don't laugh, you guys are not that pretty either!!!
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Old 03-18-2003, 01:17 PM
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this is my "OMG WRONG PEDAL!" face:



weird angle too

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Old 03-18-2003, 02:42 PM
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Good one Funkster!

That's my new (to me) Oakland Custom I bought from Swami. I love it. Total '80's throwback (like me!)
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Good one Funkster!

That's my new (to me) Oakland Custom I bought from Swami. I love it. Total '80's throwback (like me!)
Nice bass my friend the neck looks about 15 feet long LOL
Nothin wrong wit da 80's bro, I'm a 80's child, heck just listening to Blue Murder this morning
I'm glad things are cool with the Swami, I just bought another Jazz off him Sunday at the guitar show in MA... I think I'm in need of a set of TI flats for her You got any?
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It does feel way long but check out the bridge location almost mid-body and you'll know why.

Swami was so cool to deal with on this bass. He pulled it out of his van before the Nashville show and held it for me and even ate the shipping on it. I'm totally stoked about this bass and the way Bob handled the sale.

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Old 03-24-2003, 12:51 AM
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Should I feel bad about wanting to bash in your singer's face with a tire iron?
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Should I feel bad about wanting to bash in your singer's face with a tire iron?

Now Peter, just because someone is prettier than you doesn't make them any better than you.
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:00 AM
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Now Peter, just because someone is prettier than you doesn't make them any better than you.



Seriously, though, he looks disturbingly like the chode from New Found Glory, which is probably my least favorite band of the past five years.
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Seriously, though, he looks disturbingly like the chode from New Found Glory, which is probably my least favorite band of the past five years.


My god, you're right!

*Readys the tire iron*
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:30 AM
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Is there a reason why everyone is wearing the same shirt? Is that the new standard in teenage conformity? Just messin' with ya
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My god, you're right!

*Readys the tire iron*
*Grabs stupidmatts arm* Now wait just a second, i think......*Looks at picture*.


Aim for jaw.
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Old 03-24-2003, 01:35 AM
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Is there a reason why everyone is wearing the same shirt? Is that the new standard in teenage conformity? Just messin' with ya
Maybe his school has uniforms, and school logo T-shirts are considered acceptable dress.
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