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Old 04-01-2013, 09:52 AM
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<sigh> Prima-Freakin'-Donnas

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You can't just say something like this without an explanation.
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Old 04-01-2013, 11:11 AM
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yea.. what the hell
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Old 04-01-2013, 11:32 AM
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Last time I uttered those words, I was quickly reprimanded;
"First off, my name is not Donna, secondly there is only one "N" in Prima dona
and lastly, I am the lead singer and therefor the first lady, which by definition
makes me the band Prima dona."

..uh, OK...<sigh>
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Old 04-01-2013, 11:40 AM
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I know, right?

They just use these boards as their own little emotional venting machines as if everyone else in the world should obviously be able to know what they are thinking without them actually having to resort to explaining their actual thoughts.
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Old 04-01-2013, 11:48 AM
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You can't just say something like this without an explanation.
And yet somehow he did just that?!?
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Old 04-01-2013, 11:50 AM
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Old 04-01-2013, 03:07 PM
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Maybe one of these?

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Old 04-02-2013, 08:16 PM
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PRIMAVERA!!!!
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Old 04-02-2013, 08:43 PM
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The new issue of cornish-hen bologna must be out.
Has a ripping salad recipe in it.
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The new issue of cornish-hen bologna must be out.
Has a ripping salad recipe in it.
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KILLER!!!!
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Old 05-02-2013, 09:18 AM
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:50 AM
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Listen - don't be bringing our drama into a public forum like this. What happens between us stays between us. If you have a problem, pick up your freakin phone and call me! Or we can discuss it next time we see each other. But don't get all passive aggressive in public like this...
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:59 AM
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Listen - don't be bringing our drama into a public forum like this. What happens between us stays between us. If you have a problem, pick up your freakin phone and call me! Or we can discuss it next time we see each other. But don't get all passive aggressive in public like this...
The plot thickens....
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Old 05-02-2013, 11:24 AM
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The plot thickens....
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Old 05-02-2013, 11:25 AM
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The plot thickens....
Nah, it's too perfect lol.

But if it is true.. This is why you don't tell your band about Talkbass :P
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Punch him in the throat. Then punch her in the throat. Then punch yourself in the throat.
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:36 PM
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Naw , WafflesandScotch is across the country and has a great sense of humor.
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:39 PM
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so, who's the prima donna? These suspenders are killing me.....
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:44 PM
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Naw , WafflesandScotch is across the country and has a great sense of humor.
I should've changed my location...
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:17 PM
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I should've changed my location...
/drama on

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