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02-09-2009, 12:50 PM
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And not the G.A.S. that normally gets talked about here, I'm talking nasty, lord I need a Tic Tac gas!
We rehearse in a very small room, and he drops them like carmels at a Santa Claus parade!
Now, if it were a competition, I'd say that I could keep up with him, but as of yet, I have simply smiled and played the fart game... should I lambaste him and show my true colors or simply keep smiling...
fishheadjoe
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02-09-2009, 12:52 PM
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let him know that every once and a while it's alright to let a few squeek by, but constantly?!? not cool IMO.
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02-09-2009, 01:01 PM
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02-09-2009, 01:12 PM
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02-09-2009, 01:18 PM
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02-09-2009, 01:22 PM
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02-09-2009, 01:27 PM
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Get together w/the rest of the band, fuel up w/beer, hard-boiled eggs & yogurt, then gang up & out-gas him.
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02-09-2009, 01:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Just ask him to contain himself. a joke is one thing, but constantly doing that isn't funny at all to me. You're breathing in air that has actually passed over his butt hole. That's just gross.
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02-09-2009, 01:30 PM
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02-09-2009, 01:32 PM
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02-09-2009, 02:47 PM
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What the hell is the tic tac for?
You gonna stick it up his ass and hope that helps? I know it won't do any good up your nose... For one thing it will fall out and if you suck on it then it's mint or orange and doodie.
Sounds tasty.  
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02-09-2009, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Joe What the hell is the tic tac for?
You gonna stick it up his ass and hope that helps? I know it won't do any good up your nose... For one thing it will fall out and if you suck on it then it's mint or orange and doodie.
Sounds tasty. | DUDE! Where's the "I just pissed myself" smiley? |
02-09-2009, 02:53 PM
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thanks for the laughs guys
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02-09-2009, 03:22 PM
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02-09-2009, 03:37 PM
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02-09-2009, 05:27 PM
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02-09-2009, 05:29 PM
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02-09-2009, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Fishheadjoe And not the G.A.S. that normally gets talked about here, I'm talking nasty, lord I need a Tic Tac gas!
We rehearse in a very small room, and he drops them like carmels at a Santa Claus parade!
Now, if it were a competition, I'd say that I could keep up with him, but as of yet, I have simply smiled and played the fart game... should I lambaste him and show my true colors or simply keep smiling...
fishheadjoe |
I hope you guys don't have chics at your rehersals.That would be not good. |
02-09-2009, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithPas I was sort of wondering about that Tic Tac as well. | Have you not been in the room and someone cuts one so bad it seems as tho you can taste it in the air?
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02-09-2009, 08:51 PM
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