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08-27-2007, 12:45 AM
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Question .... How many singers does it take to replace a light bulb?
Answer: 1 ... They hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them! 
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08-27-2007, 05:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas | | | How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
10. One to change it and nine to say how much better they could have done it. |
08-28-2007, 03:41 AM
| | | | What does a trombone player say on a gig? ...........
You want frys with that?
"I'll be here all week folks"
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08-28-2007, 07:25 AM
|  | Faith, Family, Fitness, and Frets | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Jersey | | | How do you drown a lead singer?
Put a mirror in the deep end of the pool! |
08-28-2007, 07:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nashville TN | | | what do you call a guitarist with no girlfriend?
homeless
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08-28-2007, 07:40 AM
| | uncle petey? | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: outer banks, nc | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Drummer  what do you call a guitarist with no girlfriend?
homeless | aahhaahahaahaa ahahhhahahhaaahaha
Guitarist: How many ADD people does it take to put in a light bulb?
Bassist:  Don't know...
Guitarist: You wanna go ride bikes?
Bassist: 
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08-28-2007, 07:42 AM
| | Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Houston, TX | | | How many Bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
ANSWER 2: 10. One to change it and nine to tell him how Jaco would have done it.
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08-28-2007, 07:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nashville TN | | | what do you call a bassists with no time?
a guitarist
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08-28-2007, 07:58 AM
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Bigger string envy. |
08-28-2007, 08:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nashville TN | | | why couldn't the singer get into his house?
he couldn't find the right key.
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08-28-2007, 03:57 PM
| | Faith, Family, Fitness, and Frets | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Jersey | | | How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none.........the keyboard player can do it with his left hand............. |
08-29-2007, 01:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Drummer why couldn't the singer get into his house?
he couldn't find the right key. | I prefer this variation:
How do you know when there is a singer at your door?
He/She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
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08-29-2007, 01:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA | | | What does lightning and a fretless bassist's third finger have in common?
They never hit the same place twice.
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08-29-2007, 01:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Spector_Ray How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
10. One to change it and nine to say how much better they could have done it. | How many sax players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10. One to screw it in and nine to say how much better Bird could have done it.
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08-29-2007, 02:20 AM
|  | So much flame, it burns............ | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 88persuader Question .... How many singers does it take to replace a light bulb?
Answer: 1 ... They hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them! | Question .... How many female singers does it take to replace a light bulb?
Answer: None. She'll get someone in the band to do it for her.
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08-29-2007, 02:25 AM
| | So much flame, it burns............ | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron I prefer this variation:
How do you know when there is a singer at your door?
He/She can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in. | Q:How do you know a Drummer is knocking at your door?
A:The knock gets progressively slower.
Q2:What should you do when a Drummer knocks on your door?
A:Pay for the Pizza.
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08-29-2007, 02:40 AM
|  | Working on successful. Got the first syllable... | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Huddinge, Sweden | | | Q. How do you know a hip-hop artist changed the light bulb?
A. There's one missing in the room next door.
Q. How many R'n'B producers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 4. One to bring one from the room next door, and 3 to re-mix it.
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08-29-2007, 04:15 AM
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08-29-2007, 04:51 AM
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08-29-2007, 09:16 AM
| | | | How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
Shoot one.
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