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03-12-2008, 10:57 PM
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The band leader gives every musician new charts saying;
"Tonite , when we play "Montana" , the intro is gonna be 110BPM , drummer , count it at 120 BPM.
First verse as is , the bridge is gonna be 1/2 step higher and instead of quintuplets at the end of that bridge ,it's gonna be quarter notes.
Last verse , everybody drops a whole tone and in 3/4"
Singer looks at the leader in awe and says;
" I can't do that on the fly!"
Band leader says ;
" You , do EXACTLY as yesterday"
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03-13-2008, 10:21 PM
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03-13-2008, 10:22 PM
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03-14-2008, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by fokof The band leader gives every musician new charts saying;
"Tonite , when we play "Montana" , the intro is gonna be 110BPM , drummer , count it at 120 BPM.
First verse as is , the bridge is gonna be 1/2 step higher and instead of quintuplets at the end of that bridge ,it's gonna be quarter notes.
Last verse , everybody drops a whole tone and in 3/4"
Singer looks at the leader in awe and says;
" I can't do that on the fly!"
Band leader says ;
" You , do EXACTLY as yesterday" |
It's unfortunate I actually know a singer like this........
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03-14-2008, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by fokof The band leader gives every musician new charts saying;
"Tonite , when we play "Montana" , the intro is gonna be 110BPM , drummer , count it at 120 BPM.
First verse as is , the bridge is gonna be 1/2 step higher and instead of quintuplets at the end of that bridge ,it's gonna be quarter notes.
Last verse , everybody drops a whole tone and in 3/4"
Singer looks at the leader in awe and says;
" I can't do that on the fly!"
Band leader says ;
" You , do EXACTLY as yesterday" | lol gold.
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03-15-2008, 09:49 AM
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03-19-2008, 08:20 PM
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