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09-02-2009, 10:57 AM
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You guys probably knew this one was coming.
Just looking for funny suggestions;
Like, "Hi, is your Mom here tonight?"
Hi, I can't see very well, can you help me make sure this med dosage is accurate? |
09-02-2009, 10:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | "Excuse me while I whip this out"... then take out your bifocals.
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09-02-2009, 11:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WI | | | "What do you mean,I'm too old for your Mom" |
09-02-2009, 01:19 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Roseville, CA | | | "That was my age, not my SS number" |
09-02-2009, 01:24 PM
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General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | | Hi, I'm old and lost, can you take me home?
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09-02-2009, 01:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | "Could you help me change my Depends/colostomy bag?"
As far as which you can approach? All of them. All they can say is ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! 
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. |
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09-02-2009, 01:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Centreville VA (DC Burb) | | | grab a chair and a sign that says "spanking booth" they will come to you! |
09-02-2009, 01:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Québec city ,Canada | | | With money, charisma and good looks, I guess any from 20 to 50...
Without money... single 55 year old chicks I guess... |
09-02-2009, 01:43 PM
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Endorsing: Ampeg | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Apopka, FL | | | "Hi, I'm rich and I want to spend money on you, Miss Lohan."
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Ampeg Portaflex Club #1
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09-02-2009, 01:44 PM
|  | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | I guess that 5 bucks I got in my pocket isn't gonna cut it,
huh? 
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09-02-2009, 01:51 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: L.A. (the Valley) | | | The only chick you should be hitting on a 55+ is your nurse.
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09-02-2009, 02:06 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Me: "You look like my second wife"
She: "Oh? How many times have you been married?"
Me: "Once."
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09-02-2009, 02:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | " Do you spoonfeed?"
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
09-02-2009, 02:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Roseville, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex Me: "You look like my second wife"
She: "Oh? How many times have you been married?"
Me: "Once." |
LOL, good one. Need to remember this! |
09-02-2009, 03:25 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | You don't have to say anything. Just lick your forehead a couple of times.
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09-02-2009, 03:45 PM
| | | | Psst, know where I can score some viagra?
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09-02-2009, 03:54 PM
| | | | Single 55+ Guys, How & Which Chics Can We Approach?
In the Philippines.......any chick you see |
09-02-2009, 04:13 PM
| | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | So now I need to go to 4 places, Miami Beach, San Diego, Phoenix and the Phillipines. 
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09-02-2009, 04:18 PM
| | | | Thor, Forget the first three. In the Philippines as soon as you get off the plane, you are half as old and twice as rich! |
09-02-2009, 05:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Detroit area, Troy, MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by rcarraher Psst, know where I can score some viagra? | Can you help me go through my viagara withdrawl? I'm going cold turkey...
Randy
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