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Old 06-30-2010, 06:03 PM
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First thing I noticed was the guitar.



lulz. None of them really nice to me, just thought I'd post this for lulz.
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thats the first think I noticed too...
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Old 06-30-2010, 06:24 PM
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if the girls were actually hot... or naked... there might be a different outcome here. although the blond at the front right has pontential.
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Old 06-30-2010, 09:26 PM
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That was definitely the first thing I noticed, too.
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Well, the guitar is the most attractive thing in the picture. I don't blame you.
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Well, the guitar is the most attractive thing in the picture. I don't blame you.
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Well, the guitar is the most attractive thing in the picture. I don't blame you.
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Old 06-30-2010, 11:46 PM
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Hmmm...So since they don't appear to be MIM or MIJ, no one noticed the girls, first?

Just wondering.

Guitar looked like your run of the mill six string fender (not capitalized on purpose) clone, to me.

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I think I noticed the maple neck at first, oh and that damn plastic nut..........
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When you scroll down its the first thing you see.. so..
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I noticed it first because I could only see the top of the picture.
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anyone remember the rolling stone cover with christina aguilera straddling the PRS guitar? i was looking at the guitar then for sure.
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The 2nd chick to left I like.

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Is this blog site gay? The gtr on the wall is a POS. Why else would you hang it on the wall. The chicks are hot.
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The two blondes on the right can sit on my facebook!



You clowns noticed the guitar first because it's at the top center of the picture (ask any photographer)...not because none of the girls are hot. I know you're all trying to play it cool, but I gotta toss the B.S. flag on that. Sorry...LMAO!
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They're not bad, nothing special, but I wouldn't say no.
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