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Old 01-31-2013, 03:44 AM
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Slept with Bass Player

This must have been posted here before but just in case . . .

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Old 01-31-2013, 08:39 AM
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NOt much of a fan if you do not know the band members?????
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:20 AM
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HAHA I've seen that before. Another product of KY's fine school system! Welcome to the land of Fast Women, Beautiful Horses and Good Bourbon!
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:25 AM
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It is, of course, from a satirical news site.

http://www.thescoopnews.com/news/bri...th-bass-player
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:41 AM
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I asked my girlfriend if this was true. Sadly she said yes
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:18 AM
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I just whip out my guitar and play a few licks and it's all good.....
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:21 AM
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I just tell them I am the lead bassist Then my wife slaps me and I slink away...
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:23 PM
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This must have been posted here before but just in case . . .

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The point is he tricked her into sleeping with him. Who cares what she thinks and/or said the next day.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:32 PM
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The point is he tricked her into sleeping with him. Who cares what she thinks and/or said the next day.
I think you've missed the point.
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Are we up to two TB'ers who didn't realize this was a fake story? Out of 10 replies? No wonder girls don't want to sleep with bass players...
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:37 PM
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He got his. We're so diabolical!
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:39 PM
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It's obviously fake, but still funny. Like the joke about why bands have bass players in the first place - Because *someone* has to explain everything to the drummer.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:39 PM
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My GF sleeps with the bass player every night, and she has no regrets.
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:00 PM
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I was once "involved" on an interim basis with a groupie who did ONLY bass players. She lived with one in a city where my band used to gig. When he was out of town for the night to play a gig SOMEBODY had to keep her warm. It was in the late 70's - I was such a dog back then.
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I've had that posted on my Facebook multiple times already
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Are we up to two TB'ers who didn't realize this was a fake story? Out of 10 replies? No wonder girls don't want to sleep with bass players...
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This should be put on a T-Shirt...if it isn't already. Priceless.
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Old 02-02-2013, 10:13 AM
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Two guys were walking down the road. One was a bass player. The other one never got laid either.
Yuck yuck!
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:06 PM
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My GF sleeps with the bass player every night, and she has no regrets.
Really??? ... and what instrument do you play dude??? ... ... ... jajajaja -just kiding- jajajajaja
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