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07-22-2002, 10:17 AM
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This is someone's story from a thread about nightmare gigs from a local music board. Too funny!
OK...1980... Battle of the Bands down at Leclaire Park! 20 bands or so... playing all day long... The winner wins $1000.00 and gets to play the main stage at night and then plays with Jerry Lee Lewis the following night too! Anyway... I was in a band called Amigos and we won! So... that night we play on the main stage to a crowd of about 5000 on a hot summer night... I belive we where playing Black Magic Woman... and I'm dancing around thinking I'm King Big S#*t!... I see a bunch of girls yelling and screaming like there is no tomorrow and a nephew of mine is in the middle of them screaming too! I think to myself..."I'm really getting down"...These chicks are going crazy! So... I'm dancing and prancing right above them... We jump up and hit the last note... and the place goes wild! So I thought! These chicks are going nuts!... Exactly...as soon as the crown dies down... there suddenly is dead silence and my nephew yells out at the top of his lungs..."Your Balls are showing!"... I look down and my nutsack is hanging out of my shorts! I had been giving these girls nutshots the whole time! They weren't screaming and yelling for me they were laughing at my sack that was hanging out! We laughed our asses off for days! I think a few of those chicks went blind! Anyone for meatballs! |
07-22-2002, 10:26 AM
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Why should all you women and your low-cut dresses get all the action??? 
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07-22-2002, 11:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Northern VA | | | hey thanks, that was... nauseating...
anyway, this guy deserved it. who wears shorts to a gig? bad form. |
07-22-2002, 12:09 PM
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Too bad it didn't happen during the Jerry Lee Lewis thing. Then they could say "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"
I'll stop now.
I'll agree with the whole shorts thing, though.
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07-22-2002, 10:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: SoCal | | | uuuhhhh,,,, I can just imagine this free balling dude with total legless cutoffs.
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07-22-2002, 10:14 PM
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anyway, this guy deserved it. who wears shorts to a gig? bad form. | why?
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07-22-2002, 10:20 PM
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who farnted?
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07-23-2002, 09:56 PM
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...who wears shorts to a gig? bad form... | I do... all the time! Get's plenty hot onstage!
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07-23-2002, 09:59 PM
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07-23-2002, 10:03 PM
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07-24-2002, 04:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Adelaide, South Australia | | I saw Blood Duster, they are a aussie metal joke band, at just before the encore the bassist stands there and pops one of his nuts out the side of his jocks, cause the guitarist pulled his pants down. but the bassist was holding is nut and going "these.... are my balls!"  
Had to be there really
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07-24-2002, 04:56 AM
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08-05-2002, 01:40 PM
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once i wore a tube top to a gig, my bass strap and i idnt have a good day that day.... 
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08-07-2002, 03:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chesterfield (near St. Louis), | | | Wow. That's crazy funny. You think he would've felt a little breeze or vibration down there. You know, with the bass and all.
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08-13-2002, 05:17 PM
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08-15-2002, 09:57 PM
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08-15-2002, 10:04 PM
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Your screen name is Jennifer and your balls were hanging out. |
08-15-2002, 10:06 PM
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08-15-2002, 10:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: your backyard spying on you | | Quote: Originally posted by gruffpuppy
I am having a little problem with the math.
Your screen name is Jennifer and your balls were hanging out. | you misread the post then. she said "this is someone elses story" or something along those lines. this isnt a personal experience. but really, if forget to do your fly up, or wear short shorts, or, just have a REALLY saggy sack... you deserve that. you should expect that kinda stuff to happen... i wear baggy pants, and when i wear shorts they are lower than my knees, so until im 80, i wont have that problem...
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08-15-2002, 10:30 PM
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