Do not ever say you are clumsy!
After getting an EQ pedal at music unlimited, and then going to $2.00 pizza night, I was very excited to play. So I get my bass out, and as I put it on, I somehow managed to put it on akwardly-- with a little too much force, and the body hit me right in my tooth. I learned later that it even got a little bit of my lower tooth too.
It is costing me over $1050 to get my tooth fixed. I stopped in the ER room to have them take a look at it, and the actual repair is $950!
It's funny, when it happened, I kinda just walked (calmly) to my band mate and girlfriend, and said in an excited tone (as if it were something good) "I lost a tooth!" They were confused, and then I showed them and they realized I was serious. They said it helped because if I was panicky they would have paniced.
Any how, it sucks that I have to spend the money, but I hope you all got a good laugh from it (I laugh about it, and so does everyone else

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