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Old 04-12-2009, 01:16 AM
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"So what, I'm a bass player.":

...I don't, "drink from a glass".

...or "wake up" "before noon".

...I don't "WASH" my hands after I pee.

...or "WEAR" a "seat belt".


So what?...I'm a bass player.
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:22 AM
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"So what, I'm a bass player.":

...I don't, "drink from a glass".

...or "wake up" "before noon".

...I don't "WASH" my hands after I pee.

...or "WEAR" a "seat belt".


So what?...I'm a bass player.
nah just sound like a feral? :P
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:41 AM
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Can someone please explain the concept of this game...


EDIT:

"I don't understand 'CONCEPTS' or 'GAMES'"


"So what? ...I'm a bass player".
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:49 AM
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"Dude, you're a professional musician and you don't have business cards?"


"So what?...I'm a bass player."
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Old 04-12-2009, 01:51 AM
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Can someone please explain the concept of this game...
from what I understand its people that are proud they are unhygienic and want to risk death and injury when they sit in a car?
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:14 AM
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Can someone please explain the concept of this game...
nice illustration. You should edit your comment to read:

So what, I'm a bass player:

I don't "understand concepts" or "games".
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:16 AM
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from what I understand its people that are proud they are unhygienic and want to risk death and injury when they sit in a car?
Your comment should be rewritten to read:

So what, I'm a bass player:

I don't "have a sense of humor".

My aussie head is stuck up my own behind.
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:38 AM
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"So what, I'm a bass player.":
....i use alot of pedals.
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Old 04-12-2009, 02:51 AM
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We are all taking this way to seriously,

So what: we are a herd(gaggle?) of bass players
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Old 04-12-2009, 03:23 AM
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Your comment should be rewritten to read:

So what, I'm a bass player:

I don't "have a sense of humor".

My aussie head is stuck up my own behind.
lol

my aussie head appreciates humour such as people thinking its cool to go flying through a windscreen?


I'm joking of course,... or am I...

so what, im a bass player

I use more pedals than my guitarists combined
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Old 04-12-2009, 06:40 AM
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I don't use any pedals at all.

So what? I'm a bass player!
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Old 04-12-2009, 07:01 AM
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....I play in five diffrent bands.

....I have more amps & cabs than your Line 6 POD X3.

....I talk to cats.
So what? I'm a bass player!
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:29 PM
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....I play in five diffrent bands.

....I have more amps & cabs than your Line 6 POD X3.

....I talk to cats.
So what? I'm a bass player!
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:31 PM
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I only have four strings.
and I dont dont need to understand your precious chords.

So what? Im a bass player!
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:23 PM
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I tried playing guitar but snapped it in half

I regularly blast objects off shelves with my massive wall of sound

So what? Im a bass player!
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:28 PM
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So I don't shred "hawt lixx" or "killer riffz"

so I don't "make eardrums bleed"

maybe people want to "shake their bootys" when I groove

so what? I'm a bass player!
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:49 AM
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"Dude! Don't use that stall, there's no toilet paper."


So what?? I'm a bass player.
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:57 AM
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Dude there's no stall there!

So what? I'm a bass player!
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:06 AM
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Dude, the stalls are over there!

So what, I'm a Bass Player

(lame I know)
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Dude, the stalls are over there!

So what, I'm a Bass Player

(lame I know)

so what your a bass player
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