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Old 08-25-2009, 11:44 PM
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So what's the most severe/fun injury you have caused when playing live?

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I only play at church, so my opportunities to brain my fellow bandmates are limited, so I ask all of you for stories of inspiration. What are the worst or just simply the funnyest (I know that isn't a real word) injury you have caused while playing live? Even if it was yourself, a fan, a bandmate, your mother, or a nun.
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While head banging playing with a metal band in high school i didnt realize how close i was to the drums, and smacked my face on his crash cymbal, but no actual injury, just funny lol
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Old 08-25-2009, 11:52 PM
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dislocated my knee mid-song
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Old 08-25-2009, 11:54 PM
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eye strain = chicks at gigs (distracting and severely bad for your health when the girlfriend catchs you perving....)
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Old 08-26-2009, 12:08 AM
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I recently jumped off a thigh-high stage while holding my combo amp in one hand. Mid-flight, i realised my folly and the combo amp smacking into my hip confirmed my mid-air logic.

I got bruised for a few days, but luckily it was a 1x8 combo, and not something like a 2x10.
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I think my worst injuries have always been my plucking fingers.. for some reason at shows I tend to play really hard and my fingers take a beating. On more than one occasion I've had to limp through half of the set with giant, blood-filled balloons on the ends of my first two fingers of my plucking hand. Fortunately they're usually somewhat numb by the time they get that bad, but once you stop playing for a few minutes, good luck doing anything at all with those fingers for a few days.
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Old 08-28-2009, 01:29 PM
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I think my worst injuries have always been my plucking fingers.. for some reason at shows I tend to play really hard and my fingers take a beating. On more than one occasion I've had to limp through half of the set with giant, blood-filled balloons on the ends of my first two fingers of my plucking hand. Fortunately they're usually somewhat numb by the time they get that bad, but once you stop playing for a few minutes, good luck doing anything at all with those fingers for a few days.
When this starts happening, I put on some banjo finger picks to finish up.

I once played a brown note, that was messy...

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Old 08-28-2009, 03:27 PM
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guitarist stepped on my cable during my solo,... punched him in the face and kept going.
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Ripped a right hand finger nail when digging in back in
January. Bled a bit I didn't stop playing, but at the end of the
set I realized my shirt and bass were covered with blood spatters all over.

My guitar player was shaking his head. I just said, 'If you ain't
bleeding, you didn't play hard enough'. Wore it as a badge of honor.
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Ripped a right hand finger nail when digging in back in January.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow ow. Ow.
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I always tend to hit my band's vocalist somehow or another...the last gig, i hit him in the groin with my bass. He took it like a man and played it off nicely...but i think he just needs to start watching out.
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I once played a brown note, that was messy...
This brown note?


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Old 08-28-2009, 04:55 PM
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Worst injury I've had was just after a gig, helping with the load out, carrying a rather large 2x12 guitar combo out, coming through the very heavy firedoors when someone slams it shut, sandwiching my finger between it and the amp, broke the tip of two of my fingers and couldn't use them for quite a while.
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Old 08-28-2009, 05:10 PM
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Years ago, on tour in England opening for Motorhead. The guitar player I was touring with, ended the song by spinning his right arm in a circle, hitting a power chord every time he pass the strings ala Pete Townshend.
Next thing we know, His whammy bar went through his hand completly and broke off. I went to the hospital with him for the removal of the whammy bar and the numeral stiches.
Good thing it was the last song.
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Next thing we know, His whammy bar went through his hand completly and broke off. I went to the hospital with him for the removal of the whammy bar and the numeral stiches.
Good thing it was the last song.
YEEOOOWWW! ...sounds nasty man...did he recover?
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YEEOOOWWW! ...sounds nasty man...did he recover?
Yes and he is still doing It but without the whammy bar.
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