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Old 01-26-2010, 12:25 AM
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So yeah, my sis is moving back in

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And i'm moving into the basement to make space. I'm moving my amp and effects and she's got my Fender P Bass. Well, my mom spooks the cat who then plows into my sis at full speed.

Right as she reaches the stairs.

She was fine, but the guitar went down all 15 stairs and is now in 293 pieces. Tragical, isn't it?
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Old 01-26-2010, 12:36 AM
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oh god!
pics? or is it too soon?
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Old 01-26-2010, 12:46 AM
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293?

Tragical. Trulifiiedliscious.
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Old 01-26-2010, 02:21 AM
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Thats bad, unlucky man.

Um...is your sister hot?

Actually don't answer that, it would be wrong!
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No pics, no sister.
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Old 01-26-2010, 02:41 AM
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this is one big bad luck
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Old 01-26-2010, 06:12 AM
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Well at least its not your sister in pieces. Wait - ya'll do get along right?
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Condolences, and an admonishment.

DUMKOPF !!! Ok, so that was a little harsh.

NEVER, and I mean NEVER let a non-musician handle or move an instrument.

It's been prooven time and again that other people will simply not respect your gear. There's even a few of the more aggro musicians out there who are like that.
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You said Fender P-Bass, and then you referred to it as a guitar. You can say "Bass Guitar" or "Bass", but never refer to it as just a "guitar". Geez!

JK. Condolences.
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Old 01-26-2010, 06:57 PM
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Dude, thats terrible. I know my sister feels the same way since I basically stole her room while she was at school. That's what she gets for not failing out of college. Except, that would mean that I'm.......oh no....
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:09 PM
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just one more reason to hate cats!
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:14 PM
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Actually, my only animal damage ever was a dog. My beloved boxer chewed my first bass pretty bad. I would take pix, but I lent it to a friend to learn on, turns out he's been shooting up......you do the math
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Your sister should buy my P for you.
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Actually, my only animal damage ever was a dog. My beloved boxer chewed my first bass pretty bad. I would take pix, but I lent it to a friend to learn on, turns out he's been shooting up......you do the math
I hate that I knew what came next in this story.
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That's a triple bad break.

Sibling moving back.
Bass ruined.
Stuck in Columbus.
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I hate that I knew what came next in this story.
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Old 01-26-2010, 07:33 PM
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That's a triple bad break.

Sibling moving back.
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thats horrible.
she should feel guilty enough to buy you a bass.
but thats non of my business.

please, we need pics.
a story like that needs pics.


good luck man, i hope some justice comes to this.
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