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Old 02-23-2009, 03:18 PM
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I am twenty year old female, that has a C to a B vocal range. I am very self absorbed so many and I have told myself. I am musical talented and musical hit. I freestyle in my head, I beatbox in my head.. I love country singing with some rock and pop. I do not perfer Metal.. although I have a cousin that is a professional screamer for a living. I am very mature and I am easy to get along with. I will not let you down, as you do the same?
I hope to hear from someone, I have experiences on cruise ships, karaoke nights, bar nights, singing in front of 200 people and more. I'm just a very cool person to be around too!
Here are some photos hope to hear from someone...
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I am twenty year old female, that has a C to a B vocal range.
Only the one octave?
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:10 PM
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She should work on her spelling,grammar and punctuation before thinking about anything else.
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I wanna see the photos!!
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Cruise ship experience leads me to believe that English is not her native language.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But it would be nice to see the photos....
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:21 AM
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Cruise ship experience leads me to believe that English is not her native language.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But it would be nice to see the photos....
That just made me think she did a karaoke night on a cruise which probably would be in front of 200 people I guess. Hopefully she was sober and not one of those drunk karaokists who think they were amazing and it was in reality just a slur of words haha
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I do not perfer Metal.. although I have a cousin that is a professional screamer for a living.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:50 AM
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And those pics provide what additional information? I thought that garbled ranting nonsense was confusing enough. Are those even the same person?
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Could you imagine a bbw fronting a f'ing death metal group?

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Only the one octave?
Probably just a half step.
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Those kids were no doubt conceived aboard a cruiseship.
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Could you imagine a bbw fronting a f'ing death metal group?

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Those kids were no doubt conceived aboard a cruiseship.
YUP, during one of the karaoke nights.
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I am twenty year old female, that has a C to a B vocal range. I am very self absorbed so many and I have told myself. I am musical talented and musical hit. I freestyle in my head, I beatbox in my head.. I love country singing with some rock and pop. I do not perfer Metal.. although I have a cousin that is a professional screamer for a living. I am very mature and I am easy to get along with. I will not let you down, as you do the same?
I hope to hear from someone, I have experiences on cruise ships, karaoke nights, bar nights, singing in front of 200 people and more. I'm just a very cool person to be around too!
Here are some photos hope to hear from someone...
Hers Engrish very articulation. No need grammor when can sing. You n00bz just jealouses.

I want to meet the cousin, to get me into this screaming business.
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maybe she is holding her cousin in one of those pics.
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