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Old 08-07-2011, 05:37 PM
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Someone better snap this up...

Sign in to disble this ad
particularly since this one only has one neck.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pm...534136680.html
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:25 PM
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Holy crap! Its even made of real wood!!!
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:50 PM
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I'm gonna buy this one its a rare one only having one neck, thats a steal even if u dont kno what brand it is
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:53 PM
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The way he took a picture of a picture on his phone really seals the deal.
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:54 PM
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I had to chuckle.
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:55 PM
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I just bought it from him.
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:58 PM
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OMG!! No friggin way!!!!.........It's one of those rare "one neck" basses. I have heard of those, but never had the opportunity to actually see one.

And this one even has....................bass strings!!!!
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OMG!! No friggin way!!!!.........It's one of those rare "one neck" basses. I have heard of those, but never had the opportunity to actually see one.

And this one even has....................bass strings!!!!
And it seems like the rare 4 strings version.
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Old 08-07-2011, 07:26 PM
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And it seems like the rare 4 strings version.
THAT is what makes it even more amazing. I wish I would have seen it before jelwood snapped it up. Lucky guy. It will be years before one of these comes around again for sale.
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Old 08-07-2011, 07:39 PM
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One neck! Big deal I'm selling one that has no neck.
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Old 08-07-2011, 07:44 PM
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One neck! Big deal I'm selling one that has no neck.
Nice! How's the action?
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Old 08-07-2011, 10:27 PM
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Where was I four hours ago. Can't believe I missed out on this one eh! My whole family is Canadian and this dude is giving us a bad name.
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Old 08-08-2011, 06:40 AM
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The fact the image was a screenshot of a 1416 x 1064 pixel attachment was the dealbreaker for me. It's even in aspx format! How do I know the image wasn't compressed to ridiculous levels simply to hide some scratches, etc.? And at 10:56 PM no less, it seems kinda dodgy to me. Doesn't he need to go to work tomorrow? I recommend at least 10 hours sleep, especially with that type of hat on.

Now, if you look very carefully, it seems he is celebrating christmas! While playing this bass! The horror!

Worse still, it seems he left his PJ'S on the side of his couch. Tsk Tsk.

I absolutely cannot tolerate it, even if it is a "cool" bass. You have to be careful these days.
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:52 PM
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Old 08-18-2011, 02:39 AM
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The selling point for me was that the bass was "cool" Because All my basses are "Un-cool" So I really need this for my collection.
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Old 08-18-2011, 02:54 AM
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LMAO

It's made with real bits of wood, so you know it's good.

And it's cool!!!!1!!!!

How could anyone in their right mind pass up this deal-of-a-lifetime?!

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Old 08-18-2011, 03:14 AM
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And only $1500!
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Old 08-18-2011, 03:17 AM
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I've done some research, and this bass isn't made from any old wood. It's made from Morning Wood!
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Old 08-18-2011, 03:21 AM
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