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Old 02-03-2011, 08:30 PM
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someone shouldn't pass this bass for sale on CL

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just browsing through craigslist and I came across the following I had a good laugh
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Old 02-03-2011, 08:34 PM
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Bahahahahahahaha "Bass Percent"
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Talk about the deal of a lifetime.
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Old 02-03-2011, 08:35 PM
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I played one of those basses once. Those Rogue basses need a miracle to sound good.
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I'd pay $70 for the toyota...................
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Old 02-03-2011, 09:04 PM
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Marketing is everything...

...the bass, OTOH, is nothing...
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Old 02-04-2011, 12:19 AM
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I like it. The hype, not the bass.
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Old 02-04-2011, 03:00 AM
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But is it the right chest hair for metal? (Sorry, I had to do it).
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Old 02-04-2011, 03:04 AM
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But is it the right chest hair for metal? (Sorry, I had to do it).
Nope, it is for polka.

With that said, that bass needs to be used as a blunt weapon.
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Old 02-04-2011, 04:04 AM
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YOU TOO CAN EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE!
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ZOMG....at least clean the effen bass before you put it up for sale.....
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Old 02-05-2011, 01:28 PM
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ZOMG....at least clean the effen bass before you put it up for sale.....
It defaces the value down .2 bass percents
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Old 02-05-2011, 01:38 PM
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ZOMG....at least clean the effen bass before you put it up for sale.....
It's the basses' body hair. Waters needs a Remington...with all that manhood surging through it's unsuspecting black body.
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This dude deserves the 70 bucks. Nice post!
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