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Old 04-13-2009, 04:19 PM
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Songs You Love Playing But Won't Admit It

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Let's hear it: what are the songs you secretly love to play that would spoil your rep or earn you the scorn of your bandmates if they knew? You know, the stuff you play in the basement with your headphone amp or alone in the car. We all have them, so c'mon, spill it.

Maybe a better title would be, "great bass riffs from songs that my band would fire me for suggesting" ...

I'm presuming that the why's will be obvious, but explain it if it's not.
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:36 PM
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Haha alright, Im not embarrassed for playing it, but I like to play "Beat It" for laughs.
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:39 PM
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Any Michael Jackson stuff, Superstions Stevie Wonder, my band just look at me when i am warming up with these (metal band) always brings a smile to my face...
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:43 PM
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Boogie Oogie Oogie by Taste of Honey. It's just fun to play.
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:17 PM
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Go-Gos - Head Over Heels

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Old 04-13-2009, 07:25 PM
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"Another One Bites The Dust"

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Old 04-13-2009, 07:29 PM
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Granted, they're not actually bass lines, but I play 'em anyways:

Somewhere Over the Rainbow from The Wizard of Oz

and

Pure Imagination from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Despite my band's objections however I always manage to sneak one of these into sound check. Always brings a smile to my face too when someone recognizes it.
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:32 PM
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"Aces High" Iron Maiden
I play in variety bands. Um...no metal. I learned that bass line about 20 years ago in a garage band. I still love it to this day.
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The title of this thread is kind of an oximoron (is that the right spelling?)
In general, I like a lot of disco tunes that make other musicians giggle...
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:45 PM
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Boogie Oogie Oogie by Taste of Honey. It's just fun to play.
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Although, a lot of people don't recognize it when I play it.

Same with "Le Freak". When I bust that out, I sometimes get one of my teachers saying "......no".
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Go-Gos - Head Over Heels

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Gronladic Edit - Of Montreal. Its so embarrassingly catchy.
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Old 04-13-2009, 07:59 PM
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:03 PM
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um any music over 8 years old. i'm the oldest in the band at 19 and i love the older music and our guitar players (15 and 14) and drummer (11) are all about the new stuff so when i bust out white stripe-seven nation army and pink floyd-money and even temptation-my girl they just look at me like i'm a freak
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:06 PM
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I acually like several of the songs from the Schoolhouse Rock cartoons, expecially the grammar ones. Lots of catchy tunes, but wouldnt think of suggesting playing on stage. Would bet if its an older crowd, some would think its cute. hehe
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:07 PM
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I play alot of things like hey monday and paramore even though im a metal bassist

dont tell my friends lol ill have drumsticks shoved in my behind
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Haha alright, Im not embarrassed for playing it, but I like to play "Beat It" for laughs.
i like beat it.
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I acually like several of the songs from the Schoolhouse Rock cartoons,
"I'm just a bill, on Capitol Hill."........
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um any music over 8 years old. i'm the oldest in the band at 19 and i love the older music and our guitar players (15 and 14) and drummer (11) are all about the new stuff so when i bust out white stripe-seven nation army and pink floyd-money and even temptation-my girl they just look at me like i'm a freak
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