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Old 02-19-2011, 07:40 AM
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Soon to be NBD... A Haiku

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So, I'm waiting till noon to go and buy my new bass... not sure why my body decided that I needed to wake up at 7'30 a.m. -- decided to write a little poem for y'all while I wait to go buy this friggin' thing...


Waiting to Buy a 6er
Waiting to buy bass
On talkbass to kill the time
Time, please move faster


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Old 02-21-2011, 11:02 AM
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It's 1 PM now and I don't see a pic!
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Old 02-21-2011, 11:05 AM
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Where is the picture?
Did you crash your car or what?
Oh well. Whatever.
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Old 02-21-2011, 11:06 AM
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Haiku on Talkbass
My ancient eyes smile on this.
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Old 02-21-2011, 11:49 AM
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New bass rocks my world
Six strings of low end goodness
Amp better not blow
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:02 PM
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The best thread ever:
Gear-inspired poetry
Touching all with GAS
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:06 PM
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Gig Haiku

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Old 02-23-2011, 11:37 PM
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New bass day for me
Or anyone on TalkBass...
A very good day!
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:00 AM
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Bought it days ago
Been too busy to post pick
It will be up soon
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Old 02-24-2011, 05:05 AM
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Not too busy to write a poem...but too busy to post a pic

Pfffft!!!
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Old 02-24-2011, 09:27 AM
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I wait two days in haste
For pix of this new bass
I'm losing hope~
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Old 02-24-2011, 09:42 AM
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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I stole that, but whatevs
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Old 02-24-2011, 10:19 AM
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Bought it days ago
Been too busy to post pick
It will be up soon
What kind of bass is
The one which you have procured?
Does it rock the house?
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Old 02-25-2011, 09:29 AM
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My brand new dream bass
Years to save, plan. Now it's mine!
G.A.S commences now.
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Old 02-27-2011, 01:38 PM
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Tax return is in!
Many basses I would like...
Someone please PM...
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