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Old 09-10-2010, 05:45 PM
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Which species of bass fish is best for metal?

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Self explanitory, which fish would be the best for shredding and bone krushing tone?
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The Bass Piranha of course.
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Either im too drunk to understand this thread, or not drunk enough. Either way...***?
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Please, dude... rock bass.

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Old 09-10-2010, 06:49 PM
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That's not a bass, but it sure is metal.
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Old 09-10-2010, 06:51 PM
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Old 09-10-2010, 06:52 PM
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This one.

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How about the Lance Bass?
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Basswood.
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The Stryper of course!



Man, I forgot all about Stryper...

Those guys are some seriously bad mother... Theresa's???
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Strongbad as the deep sea gangly fish.

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Old 09-10-2010, 07:21 PM
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Uhhh hhe hhhhhhee huh huh
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