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Old 10-14-2007, 07:11 AM
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I used to play in this cover band called Keith Richards Blood Transfusion. It was a lot of fun, we played some great tunes and I always had a good time. We'd been on hiatus but were resurrected for a house party show last night. So we've had a couple practices over the last few weeks, no pressure because we all pretty much know the songs and this isn't a paying gig.

The thing is, the house party was in a townhouse basement. OK, but we had been assured that the people who lived in the adjacent townhouses would be no problem because on one side, they were out of town, and on the other side they were cool. Plus there would be 30-40 people at the party.

So, after lugging the gear and PA down there and setting up, it comes time for us to play and:
1 - the people in attendance are outnumbered by the people in the band
2 - the people who were supposed to be away just got back -- and they're old
3 - the people who were supposedly "cool" have a newborn

We played a few very soft, very mellow country versions of some songs to kill time, finally figured "screw it" and started the set, and were made to stop after the first song. Classic. What a wasted day.
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:22 AM
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But, did you enjoy the first song?

if you did, thats all that matters.

if you didnt, then DAMN that was bad.
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I used to play in this cover band called Keith Richards Blood Transfusion. It was a lot of fun, we played some great tunes and I always had a good time. We'd been on hiatus but were resurrected for a house party show last night. So we've had a couple practices over the last few weeks, no pressure because we all pretty much know the songs and this isn't a paying gig.

The thing is, the house party was in a townhouse basement. OK, but we had been assured that the people who lived in the adjacent townhouses would be no problem because on one side, they were out of town, and on the other side they were cool. Plus there would be 30-40 people at the party.

So, after lugging the gear and PA down there and setting up, it comes time for us to play and:
1 - the people in attendance are outnumbered by the people in the band
2 - the people who were supposed to be away just got back -- and they're old
3 - the people who were supposedly "cool" have a newborn

We played a few very soft, very mellow country versions of some songs to kill time, finally figured "screw it" and started the set, and were made to stop after the first song. Classic. What a wasted day.
who co-ordinated this thing? burn his car!
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:36 AM
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I'm impressed.


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who co-ordinated this thing? burn his car!
**** YEAH!
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No, he said in his first paragraph that this wasn't a paying gig.

Stuff like this is a good reason not to do party gigs for free.
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Old 10-14-2007, 12:44 PM
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Yeah - or at least make sure whoever's throwing the party isn't a total flake.
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Old 10-14-2007, 12:47 PM
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Did you at least get free beer?
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heh things like this are part of the reason we wont do parties.

we'll only consider it if the person is willing to pay a high cost, which most would consider ridiculous. and if we have to supply pa we'll charge more.

also our experience (not much) playing parties = being treated like crap. hah!
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Did you at least get free beer?
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Old 10-14-2007, 01:16 PM
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Did you at least get free beer?
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Yes sir.
Well, then it wasn't a complete bust.
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Old 10-14-2007, 01:35 PM
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heh things like this are part of the reason we wont do parties.

we'll only consider it if the person is willing to pay a high cost, which most would consider ridiculous. and if we have to supply pa we'll charge more.

also our experience (not much) playing parties = being treated like crap. hah!
AND.....get 50% $$$ UP FRONT!!!!!


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Old 10-14-2007, 07:24 PM
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also our experience (not much) playing parties = being treated like crap. hah!
Not the one I played at last night. We were treated like gods, and the house was shaking from all of the dancing.
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:27 PM
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Not the one I played at last night. We were treated like gods, and the house was shaking from all of the dancing.
+1 to that on the parties we've done.
Actual treatment was more like another party guest and therefore friend of the owner/party-giver(s).
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:50 PM
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haha definately.

treated like gods? awesome. i guess we just have bad luck :P

last time we were abused and then ignored for refusing to leave our gear on a trailer in a field over night. after being treated like servants. by someone who was a friend that most of us had known for almost 10 years
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:24 PM
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last time we were abused and then ignored for refusing to leave our gear on a trailer in a field over night.
that fails the sniff test...... reeks the distinct odor of a setup for a theft .......your refusal was well advised, prolly saved your gear.

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