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Old 10-15-2009, 06:24 PM
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The "spends more time on TalkBass than actually playing" club

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Does that club already exists? If not, #1 here!
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:02 AM
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Haha...don't know if it does or not...but I will definitely need a number...
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:17 AM
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been on here a lot lately, but also have been playing a lot lately... sorry!! haaa
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:38 AM
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ok, so far it's just me and the_evil_monk (#2), then

I must say I am impressed. I have access to the forums much more often than I have to my instruments... don't you all?
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:57 AM
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I have no pics to prove it, so I can't join. Sure is true though. I can't play bass at work. TB on the other hand...
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:51 AM
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NUMBER!!! Gimme number!!!
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:05 PM
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lousybassplayer(#3) - no pic needed.
nutso42 (#4)
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:24 PM
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I guess i get #5 because i spend like 3 hours a day on TB (At school mostly) and only 1 hour a day playing :P
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:25 PM
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I rarely post, but I'm on. A LOT.
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Old 10-17-2009, 01:30 AM
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I'm like geek bassist. Talkbass combined with final exams = recipe for disaster so i've limited myself to an hour a day :P. often i'm playing bass while reading some stuff though.
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Old 10-17-2009, 02:21 AM
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Yeap, gimme number :P
TB lurker here
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Old 10-17-2009, 03:51 AM
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rhapbus #5
Gekk Bassist #6
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aludrachaos #8

next ones just pick the number after the previous poster.. as the club name implies, we all have other posts to read!
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:13 PM
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Come on! There seriously has to be more than just this!
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:29 PM
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I'm at work for 8 hours a day and only work for about 2 of those hours. So I'm a TalkBass surfing pro! Number?
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Old 11-18-2009, 03:42 PM
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I spend about three times as much time here as I do playing.
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:25 PM
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:16 PM
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i definately spend more time here than bass. its the Gas that makes it so addictive
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:20 PM
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i am definitely in. number please????
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:34 PM
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Yea i am guilty of spending more time here than playing. The problem seems to be that it's a realy active forum, and there is always something new to read.
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:27 AM
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BassistFreak416 # 11
tdogg #12
jefwho #13 (let us know if you are superstitious and wants us to skip this number )
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