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Old 07-08-2011, 04:34 PM
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So after a particularly humbling series of band related fails, nothing catastrophic mind you, just the usual crap, as happens to ALL of us, my drummer says we should pray. Right then I was suspicious, especially about an attachment. When it comes to our race to the lowest, well......

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What kind of blasphemy is this? Lemmy isn't a saint, Lemmy is god!
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which in its own times he shall show, who is the blessed and only Potentate, the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the Ace of spades.
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I did laugh when I saw that.
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which in its own times he shall show, who is the blessed and only Potentate, the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the Ace of spades.
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which in its own times he shall show, who is the blessed and only Potentate, the King of kings, the Lord of lords, the Ace of spades.
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