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Old 05-20-2009, 03:02 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 03:39 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 03:45 PM
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Every ding has a story. Team Trace Elliot #3 Christian P&W bassist #97 EHX club #23 Boss rocks! club #17 British bassist #68

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Old 05-20-2009, 03:58 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:02 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:03 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:08 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:11 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:12 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:16 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:22 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:26 PM
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^Knowd i got enuff crazy in me to fill three treads of this junk goin on at the same time.

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Old 05-20-2009, 04:51 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:58 PM
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Hey! What the heck are you doing posting in the enemies thread?


Wait a minute - what the heck am I doing posting here?
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Old 05-20-2009, 05:23 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 05:27 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:15 PM
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Old 05-20-2009, 06:46 PM
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