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Old 04-29-2008, 01:52 PM
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I heard this off someone at work, and thought i should share! This is apparently of experience of this guy's friend but maybe a myth! anyways....

His friend is a marrage counsulor, he has many couples come to see him and sort out their problems and is usually successful in getting them to get along. There is one couple who has been seeing him for months and are making no progress whatsoever, it's got to the point where they wont even talk to each other in the sessions. After a few weeks of this, the friend (the counsulor) is feeling pretty fed up and at a loss, he has no idea what to do and one day he just brings his bass in to work. As he is sitting there with the couple not talking to each other he picks up his bass and starts to play, after a while the couple starts to look at each other, they even start to talk. After a while they even start to get along and seem quite happy together. When the bass stops playing they are both shocked, "how did you do that? how did you know that would work??" the couple asked shocked. He replies 'well everyone talks over the bass solo'.


okay, now ive written it out it dosent seem that funny, but ive written it now so here you go!
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:39 PM
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That is hilarious! I loved it.
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:03 PM
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Love it!
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:14 PM
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ZING! Oh wait...
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:15 PM
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Thanks for sharing, this is a good one.
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:26 PM
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Haha, nice punch line. That's a new way to do that one, I like it.
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