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Old 04-22-2008, 09:15 AM
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First of all, any story that starts out with "Waylon Jennings and Shel Silverstein and I were runnin' up and down the road..." has got to be really good. Listen....

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Old 04-22-2008, 09:31 AM
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That's awesome. Is he talking about Shel Silverstein of "The Giving Tree" fame or someone else?
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:38 AM
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That's awesome. Is he talking about Shel Silverstein of "The Giving Tree" fame or someone else?
That's who I figured he was talking about ... there can't be too many Shel Silvertein's running oround out there.
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Old 04-22-2008, 05:52 PM
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Yeah, Shel, in addition to writing some great books, recorded some outrageous songs, including "Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball", several quasi hits for "Dr. Hook and the Medicine show (Sylvia's Mother, Cover of the Rolling Stone), and he wrote "Boy Named Sue" for Johnny Cash.
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Song list from "Freakin..."
Thumbsucker
I Got Stoned And Missed It
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out
Stacy Brown Got Two
Polly In A Porny
Freakin' At The Freakers Ball
All About You
Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most
The Peace Proposal
Masochistic Baby
Liberated Lady 1999
The Man Who Got No Sign

"Polly In A Porny" includes the memorable line "I saw Polly in a porny with a pony, and the pony looked a little bored..."

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Old 04-22-2008, 09:51 PM
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:36 AM
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