Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 07-22-2009, 05:19 PM
kesslari's Avatar
Groovin' Eskrimador

Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California
Supporting Member
Story Time

Sign in to disble this ad
Seems a good time to share a load-in almost gone bad.
Except for some timely help from these two, plus another canine friend.



I used to live in Venice CA - when it was a very bad area, and I lived literally 2 blocks from the open air crack market.

There was no garage, and little street parking, so when I'd come home from gigs, I'd double park, check 360, go open the front door and let the dogs into the yard (they were dancing around crazy happy that I'd come home and wouldn't have stayed in anyway) and then load my gear in.

This particular night was the 4th night in a row of a 5 night gig about an hour's drive away. I was beat when I got out of the car. And it just so happened that night that my then GF was staying over, with her dog (a Great Pyrenees, who added another 120 lbs of dog to the mix).

I double parked as usual, and let the dogs into the yard, but being tired didn't check my surroundings as well as normal.
I was bent over the back hatch of my hatchback car when I turned to notice a guy veering over toward me on the sidewalk. big, late "uh oh..."

Just then 300 lbs of dog (the Big Black Dog, the Dobie, and the Pyr) all hit the fence at once in full bark. I watched this guy bounce across the street - his feet touched ground once in the middle, he was moving so fast. Maybe he was veering around a puddle in the sidewalk that I didn't see

Anyway, he kept going, and the dogs all got extra treats when we got inside.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by KillianRussell View Post
The best hat for metal, is the hat the dude, Kesslari wore the other day to open for The Ohio Players.
Funkranomicon

Fretless Instrumentals: Folk in A

Zon, Genz Benz, BFM and LDS
  #2  
Old 07-22-2009, 05:23 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Old York
Send a message via AIM to pigsonthewing
Dogs are the best friends you can everrrrrrrrrrrr have
BTW what was the guy planning on doing
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues View Post
^knows TB is all about beer,asian chicks,meth,football and bacon.No actual bass content.
  #3  
Old 07-22-2009, 06:27 PM
lousybassplayer's Avatar
Eat at Joe's
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: J-Actionville, NC
Supporting Member
well, dogs are more like an alarm system. A KImber Custom II cocked and locked is the best crackhead medicine going. That aside, thank Dog you got out of that OK.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jive1 View Post
.....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him.
  #4  
Old 07-22-2009, 06:31 PM
J. Crawford's Avatar
Precision Basses, all day, er'day.

Endorsing Artist: Gravity Picks
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ohio/West Virginia
Send a message via AIM to J. Crawford Send a message via Skype™ to J. Crawford
Supporting Member
I actually think he was a zombie.. time for you to visit the "Zombie Attack" thread in the OT subforum!

My dog pushed me out of the street when I was about 3. My mom looked away from me for once second, I ran onto the road, dog pushed me back into the grass, car zoomed by.

Everyone was safe.. good day in my book!
__________________
Fender - Gallien Krueger - Avatar - Gravity

Facebook
  #5  
Old 07-22-2009, 08:47 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Socorro, NM
Send a message via AIM to Chipsonfire Send a message via Yahoo to Chipsonfire
Wow. I'm not a dog person, but in a place like that I might learn to become one. That's one thing that dogs have over cats: they are considerably better at watching your back.
__________________
Acoustic Bass Club #43 Fretless Club #261
Quote:
Originally Posted by BassChuck View Post
Remember, half of the people you meet today have an IQ of less than 100.
  #6  
Old 07-22-2009, 09:11 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Europe
Thumbs up

That's great I love dogs.
My brother's got a labrador and it's the gentlest puppy you can imagine but he's protective. If you heard his bark without seeing him, it'd scare the s**t out of you. I don't know how he gets such a loud noise out of such a small chest (he's not even 2 years old) but it keeps junk-mail and polling-politicians from my brother's house

Yep thumbs-up for dogs great pets and great alarm systems and deterrents.
__________________
I have no signature.
  #7  
Old 07-22-2009, 09:35 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chipsonfire View Post
Wow. I'm not a dog person, but in a place like that I might learn to become one. That's one thing that dogs have over cats: they are considerably better at watching your back.
We used to have a cat that would sit in a nook above the porch steps. If he did not recognize you, he would jump on you . . . hissing, clawing, etc.

Only cat I have ever seen that was worth a damn.
__________________
P&W Bassist #520
  #8  
Old 07-23-2009, 01:37 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Amarillo, TX
My wife is pretty paranoid, big reason I got a dog, built in alarm system.
__________________
Mediocre Bass player Club member #218
Texas Bassist Club Member #75
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:13 AM.




Copyright ©2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All right reserved.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.