Strongly need advice

fokof · #1 01-26-2009, 10:54 PM

I know it's not the place but here I go anyway ;

I'm sure my GF is cheating on me.
Last night , I was in the garage when I heard her car outside , I don't know why , I hided behind the kayak.
She stopped the car and I'm sure I saw her putting on her panties and washing her hands with baby towels.
I could see her through the crack on the bottom of my kayak.

Should I bring back the kayak , it's still under warranty????

smogg · #2 01-26-2009, 11:02 PM

LMFAO, priceless man

Robster22 · #3 01-27-2009, 12:28 AM

It may have been all perfectly innocent, I mean, she might have just come from McDonalds and have dropped a large hot chocolate in her lap.

Now, had you caught her gargling, that would've been a different story.

armywalaby · #4 01-27-2009, 05:35 AM

Funny...but isn't this the wrong forum?

Bassorama57 · #5 01-27-2009, 05:43 AM

Just ask her. Don't recount this particular surveillance, just say, "If you want to see other guys, we need to break up; sorry, I'm old fashioned that way," or whatever you want to say. Up to you to figure out money and kayaks and all that, but at least you're not married so you won't have to hock everything for the lawyers.

Jehos · #6 01-27-2009, 07:32 AM

The problem as I see it is that you own a kayak in the first place. Get a jetski.

fokof · #7 01-27-2009, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by armywalaby

Funny...but isn't this the wrong forum?

Isn't this the "humour" forum ?

I think it's the best place to post a joke.....

fokof · #8 01-27-2009, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bassorama57

Just ask her. Don't recount this particular surveillance, just say, "If you want to see other guys, we need to break up; sorry, I'm old fashioned that way," or whatever you want to say. Up to you to figure out money and kayaks and all that, but at least you're not married so you won't have to hock everything for the lawyers.

Hummmm..... I think you missed the

DawnOfNone · #9 01-27-2009, 08:52 AM

You saw the crack of your GF through a kayak? I'd keep the kayak.

fokof · #10 01-27-2009, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DawnOfNone

You saw the crack of your GF through a kayak? I'd keep the kayak.

Yeah the GF isn't under warranty anymore....

varunkapahi · #11 01-27-2009, 10:25 AM

Transmission · #12 01-27-2009, 11:44 AM

Lmao, Its hilarious how many people missed the joke

newbold · #13 01-27-2009, 11:47 AM

take the kayak back, bro. get a canoe.

bass player 48 · #14 01-27-2009, 12:01 PM

This joke comes off funnier, especially on this web site, when you tell it just about the same, except you hide behind your bass amp. While you’re back there, you notice something possibly amiss with the amp, as well as the sure signs of a cheating girlfriend… and then your final question / punch-line is: Should I take the amp to a tech, or is this something I can fix myself? Your joke should be told on www.talkkayaks.com .

Quote:

Originally Posted by fokof

Isn't this the "humour" forum ?

I think it's the best place to post a joke.....

"Bass Humor and Gig Stories. Kayak humor goes in OT

baalroo · #15 01-27-2009, 12:05 PM

yeah, a long version of this comes up about once a month here where the guy's buddy tells him he thinks he keeps seeing his girlfriend cheating on him at the bar where he has a regular gig, and also that he needs to borrow his amp for the show. The guy tells him he'll let him borrow the amp if he can hide behind it at the show to try and catch his gf cheating and in the process notices one tube is glowing hotter than the others. It's usually in the form of a "dear abby" letter.