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Old 02-13-2007, 11:27 AM
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Old 02-14-2007, 06:11 AM
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This one cracks me up. And I do hear it often.

"Whoa it's the first time I see a bass from so close"
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Old 02-15-2007, 01:29 PM
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i hate the old "bass is easier than guitar, its only got (in my case) four strings..........
that s*!t gets on my nerves!
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Old 02-15-2007, 02:54 PM
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i got a good one.

little saxaphone player with a smart-ass smirk on his face: "hey, isn't the guitar supposed to have six strings?"

god, he thought he was saying something WITTY? reason numer 32 i hate reed players.
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