Hello,
Have you ever read a "Bass Player wanted" Craigslist ad where the band has incredible demands about the type of applicants they want?
For example: Must be serious, must have pro gear, a quick learner, etc....
Check out my response to these band's ads, I had fun writing it and I am getting many replies from fellow bass players who also enjoyed it and had a good laugh.
I hope you enjoy it too.
The Title is
I Am An Awesome Bass Guitarist And:
I am not serious.
I drink and smoke dope.
I am a slow learner, especially after the drinking and smoking.
I am self taught.
I can’t read a note but I am good at looking at the pictures.
I don’t want any women in the band unless they are roadies – and they must be quiet.
I have an ego the size of the debt the Olympics will end up costing us.
I have pro gear but I won’t be using it.
We will play what I want to play.
I dislike dance music and people who like to dance.
I have a car but I will expect you to pick me up.
I don’t care if you have original songs, we will only be playing mine.
We will rehearse on my schedule only.
If this sounds good to you then drop me a line. Maybe I will respond, maybe I won’t.
