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03-26-2010, 11:07 PM
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So I was in a bar the other day after playing a gig. Me and a couple of my band mates walked up to this group of girls who seemed pretty into the show and started chatting them up. One of them looks up at me and gets all snobbish "aren't you the bass player" to which I replyed "yeah." and continuing the attitude she retorts " don't you have stuff to load up. I mean don't you have to make yourself useful somehow".
Don't you just hate when this happens.
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03-26-2010, 11:11 PM
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its all about "THE POCKET" | | | | | wow!!!! i dont get why pple dont like the bass player???? |
03-26-2010, 11:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | | Did she also "Why don't you make like a bass and be inaudible"? |
03-26-2010, 11:15 PM
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03-26-2010, 11:17 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgetown, IN (Louisville KY) | | | Sounds like you watched Metalocalypse. |
03-26-2010, 11:23 PM
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and... they're only groupies if you tap 'em. Or if they load up a buffet for the band in the parking lot (those were good days...)
Otherwise, you're just a sour guy who didn't score.
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03-26-2010, 11:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Waco,TX | | | Yeah, they weren't groupies. Groupies cater to you. This chick probably wouldn't have peed on you if you were on fire. However, I feel your pain. Being the musician and playing the instrument that holds it all together(if you're a solid bass player) is sometimes a thankless job and a glorious burden. |
03-26-2010, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by metallicafan18 Sounds like you watched Metalocalypse. | +1 for catching the reference.
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03-26-2010, 11:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Georgetown, IN (Louisville KY) | | | elgecko called it first I think. I jsut came straight out and said it though. |
03-26-2010, 11:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Noblesville Indiana | | | lol it's been forever since I've seen that episode but I remember the bits and pieces of that part and decided to share the laugh (always tell a joke as if it happened to you. makes it funnier)
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03-27-2010, 01:32 AM
| | | | I was with a friend after school and we were debating whether bass or guitar was cooler. He was saying guitar was cooler. (PS, as it turns out, when you and your friend both stand there with instruments, you get alot of chicks noticing... but I digress...) So he decides to ask a girl passing us which was cooler. Her response:
"Guitar. What the hell is bass for anyway? It's just a guitar with four strings because you're too retarded to handle six and you don't know what a chord is."
I wish I b*tchslapped her when I had the chance...
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03-27-2010, 02:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Boston | | | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - that's friggin' funny ..... even funnier if she was hot. |
03-27-2010, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by kesslari Otherwise, you're just a sour guy who didn't score. |
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03-27-2010, 03:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pennsylvania | | | Man...Im great at dissin' these type of folks and usually check them right away. If I was the op I would have fired back something like, "Dont you have anything better to do than hang out getting drunk in a bar like a whore? (wouldnt really mean it, but she'd feel it) Or even better is "Arent you the DUG?" (Designated Ugly Girl) so your friends look better? I treat everyone with respect...the first time, and will dish out what I get ten fold! Good or bad. Hate those type of people! |
03-27-2010, 03:29 AM
| | | | haha.. i usually just get the look.. and the .. so its only got for strings so you must be stupid line |
03-27-2010, 04:42 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | | Just laugh and ask her how many instruments she plays. You know the answer's "zero" because if she did, she wouldn't have that attitude. When she actually says "zero," laugh again and say "Yeah, I know!"
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03-27-2010, 04:46 AM
| | | | not so much stupid as abit scary.had a girl at a gig find and ad me on myspace so i think hey she might come too more gigs an bring friend *accept*,so she comes up on myspace chat we have a bit of a talk an she sends me a vid."this made me lol its pretty funny" i click the link turns out too be the infamous 3men one hammer vid google it ifu dunno it but be warned its truly awfull.i deleted her after that. |
03-27-2010, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by xxfaux_punkxx So I was in a bar the other day after playing a gig. Me and a couple of my band mates walked up to this group of girls who seemed pretty into the show and started chatting them up. One of them looks up at me and gets all snobbish "aren't you the bass player" to which I replyed "yeah." and continuing the attitude she retorts " don't you have stuff to load up. I mean don't you have to make yourself useful somehow".
Don't you just hate when this happens. |
Sounds to me like the chick watches Metalocalypse. My response would have been something like, "Hey, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this".
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03-27-2010, 06:54 AM
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03-27-2010, 06:56 AM
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